which barrows item would you put up your ass?

[Daniela 793]

so I found myself in the middle of a philosophical discussion in a discord and it seems there is a variety of strategies and approaches to this. I thought perhaps we can continue weighing the pros and cons to this colorful subject:

 

if you had to choose a barrows item to put up ur ass, which one would it be and why?

which one of the brothers would you pick to do the deed for you and why?

 

please explain ur thought processes so we can all learn something from this debate!

[@true 2k8 3,438]

Torag hammers

[Venenatis 867]

Ahrim's staff

[Ace 632]

The handles of the great axe or spear look best. Hammers seem to be tied together so would be a bit clunky but probably more comfortable than the staff or bow.

 

The handle on the flail would be comfortable too, but you could probably put the flail to better use by using that for flogging/whipping. 

 

Dharok or Torag would probably be the best brothers to do the dirty deeds. Every other brother wears a skirt and you need a real man to shove those weapons up your ass.. 

[Adam_ 1,190]

Dh axe

[Carolina 728]

Veracs flail for sure.. the textures, the size, the opportunity 

[Scleritis 991]

karils crossbow (with bolt racks)

[Daniela 793]

argh lots of good answers so far but no1 has considered who their favorite brother is??

[Daniela 793]

9 minutes ago, Ace said:

Dharok or Torag would probably be the best brothers to do the dirty deeds. Every other brother wears a skirt and you need a real man to shove those weapons up your ass.. 

what if the reason they wear a skirt is cus their wangs are so huge they cant fit em into pants

[Ace 632]

2 minutes ago, Daniela said:

what if the reason they wear a skirt is cus their wangs are so huge they cant fit em into pants

Assuming they can't just shove it down one of their pants legs, they should accept their dicks for what they are. They can just become nudists and swing them around freely. Maybe cut out the crotches of their pants if they don't wanna go that far. 

[Jokuyurt 36]

comp psychosis

[≈Vanuckle 2,200]

R u ok?

[Daniela 793]

2 minutes ago, Vanuckle said:

R u ok?

no

[Embrace 17]

Verac. It's Verac. Take one look at him, you know that after 5 minutes you'd be calling him daddy. 

 

 

[Pur3 Str0ng2 426]

Dh helm because the little unicorn horn would stretch the hole than maybe the helm would fit. Most likely not but that was my reasoning.

I also want to point out that I will NOT be trying.

Edited October 26, 2021 by Pur3 Str0ng2