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Vanzant

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  1. @Robin gonna pass ur post count if you dont stop slacking :jerkme:

    1. Vanzant

      Vanzant

      I'm too old to care lol

  2. miss olde nite 

    1. Vanzant

      Vanzant

      I miss the old nite

  3. The worst feeling in the world is when you can't love anyone else because your heart still belongs to the one who broke it

    1. Vanzant

      Vanzant

      I dunno getting kicked in the nuts is up there 

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  4. 01[05:47] <Slaughter17> id push you up against the wall, and start to kiss on ur neck [05:48] <CandyClouds> i'd kiss you back, making out with you 01[05:49] <Slaughter17> id start to rub my hands along ur back, kissin you still on the neck, 01[05:49] <Slaughter17> than kissing you slowly towards the center of ur chest 01[05:50] <Slaughter17> id take ur shirt off, kissing you on ur belly 01[05:50] <Slaughter17> and up towards your breast as i removed your bra [05:51] <CandyClouds> i'd push you back towards the bed, kissing you as i straddle your lap [05:51] <CandyClouds> grinding against you, feeling your cock getting harder in your pants 01[05:54] <Slaughter17> id be turned on by you grinding against me, id be getting harder, as you grinded against me 01[05:55] <Slaughter17> wanting to see the rest of your body without clothes on 01[05:55] <Slaughter17> id take your pants off slowly 01[05:56] <Slaughter17> than as i pulled them down, is kiss along ur legs up and on ur inner thighs 01[05:56] <Slaughter17> than id take your panties off slowly with my teeth [05:57]

  5. BK ded @Vanzant

    1. Vanzant

      Vanzant

      Not as long as I live 

  6. TIL the slayer icon is actually a dagger into a skull. All these years I thought it was a dagger into a random cloud or fluff or something. 

    1. Vanzant

      Vanzant

      Man I thought I was the one out of touch lol

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  7. The green M&M has spent decades building her brand as a horny, sexy bitch, and for what? For her creators to give her Larry David footwear in the name of feminism? For Mars Wrigley to give themselves pats on the back and big fat fucking raises at the next corporate retreat in Palo Alto? Guess what: the green M&M is a feminist, and she’s a dirty slut. We are real, and we exist, and we refuse to tolerate this disgusting attempt at erasure. We are given so little, and we have tolerated so much. Let the green M&M keep her go-go boots. Let her get blackout and suck dick in the bathroom at Acme on a Wednesday. This is what we want. This is what we deserve. This is what she deserves.

  8. Shinobi AMA sometime soon?

    1. Vanzant

      Vanzant

      Oh damn toronto now eh I moved out of Toronto I live in Port dover now lol

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  9. Leafs > rangers 3 2

    1. Vanzant

      Vanzant

      Was close leafs won 2 1

  10. Discord = toast

    1. Vanzant

      Vanzant

      I like toast do you ? Ever try peanut butter, jelly and cream cheese ?

  11. Shinobi AMA sometime soon?

    1. Vanzant

      Vanzant

      You're Canadian or did I forget you're from like Vancouver or something 

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  12. You guys done bitching about scripts and shit on open? We are in the year 2021 where we have fucking cars that drive themselves. Of course people are gonna make scripts that do shit for you on a Java based game made in God damn 2006.

  13. Feeling glum for no clear reason. Tips for cheering oneself up accepted (right and wrong answers both)

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