Ace 632 Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 True2k8 once had a little lamb, Ned strangled Tika. Tika's big nose blocked out the 5G vaccine frequencies and sent signals telling Kwon to build a cage for Caro to give birth secretly to baby Winston, who shat frequently, often times explosively. Firehands consumed it, savoring every bite. Suddenly from across the Atlantic Ocean, Jebrim square danced. This dance activated Ned's power of time travel. With Vene's ninth leg, True's blessing, and Caro's favorite paint, Ned had everything he needed to in order to successfully 'Ned' Tika. Tika, now Ned'd, embraced the BlacKnights. Vanzant started to tell a story about True simping all the females of Gielinor's brothels. IMK chimed in talking about dead British people and how they are related to Bles. Sheli sighed loudly, "the cream cheese tastes like goats and dirty vaginas!" She screamed and spit in his pantaloons, causing an uncontrollable farting moment. Such raw power - never before seen since before 1999 - caused an earthquake that ruptured the spacetime continuum. Ned will kill Tika unless Dreambasher does -- but neither can. My neighbour Encore decides to instead eat Mike Cera, converting his energy into a full nuclear power plant. Anal probes extend deep into Virgo's badussy, shouting "HOOOOOOYAHHHHH", and causing him the best orgasm since True's blowjob. A mighty blowjob, which can only be summarized as 'Vanuckle's double knuckled scrotum milking technique'! A skill learned through two decades worth of extremely vigorous pain and dedication. However, the real skill would not be getting the cumshot stuck inside the left nostril or the right eye. It would be the delicate aim that would return the large cumshot to it's rightful place in history. Tika's massive schnozz once knocked over the Eiffel tower. Kwon started to massage Caro's feet, and salivated heavily over her bunions. She caught him taking selfies with Winston's family, and slapped him with a large hotdog, and then decided to tease him with her fuzzy socks; a perfect distraction. Twisting his nipples counter clockwise to increase the stimulation, Caro laughed maniacally with a sinister look on her second head as she reached behind, grabbing a baddass flaming nipple clamp. Thinking of how pleasurable and intoxicated Kwon will feel after intense sessions, she crushed his pet, Pete Noob. They mourned Pete but suddenly his ghost appeared singing Bye Bye Bye while wearing an authentic Mexican Sombrero. Suddenly Dickus appeared with 4 rainbow maracas, singing gaily above Trumps great wall before plummeting off like humpty dumpy! His insides spilled into a shoe which became his favourite drinking device. This device held a piece of Ned's glowy Giga-Brain enlargement serum that enables time travel. He chugged it and thought of the days when he was a small worm digging up the bones of his past. Apple bottom jeans, boots with the untrimmed slayer cape, the whole club looking at him! He then strangled himself while looking in the mirror he noticed something wrong with his facial color. He yanked his beard which turned out to be fake Quote Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanzant 1,383 Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 True2k8 once had a little lamb, Ned strangled Tika. Tika's big nose blocked out the 5G vaccine frequencies and sent signals telling Kwon to build a cage for Caro to give birth secretly to baby Winston, who shat frequently, often times explosively. Firehands consumed it, savoring every bite. Suddenly from across the Atlantic Ocean, Jebrim square danced. This dance activated Ned's power of time travel. With Vene's ninth leg, True's blessing, and Caro's favorite paint, Ned had everything he needed to in order to successfully 'Ned' Tika. Tika, now Ned'd, embraced the BlacKnights. Vanzant started to tell a story about True simping all the females of Gielinor's brothels. IMK chimed in talking about dead British people and how they are related to Bles. Sheli sighed loudly, "the cream cheese tastes like goats and dirty vaginas!" She screamed and spit in his pantaloons, causing an uncontrollable farting moment. Such raw power - never before seen since before 1999 - caused an earthquake that ruptured the spacetime continuum. Ned will kill Tika unless Dreambasher does -- but neither can. My neighbour Encore decides to instead eat Mike Cera, converting his energy into a full nuclear power plant. Anal probes extend deep into Virgo's badussy, shouting "HOOOOOOYAHHHHH", and causing him the best orgasm since True's blowjob. A mighty blowjob, which can only be summarized as 'Vanuckle's double knuckled scrotum milking technique'! A skill learned through two decades worth of extremely vigorous pain and dedication. However, the real skill would not be getting the cumshot stuck inside the left nostril or the right eye. It would be the delicate aim that would return the large cumshot to it's rightful place in history. Tika's massive schnozz once knocked over the Eiffel tower. Kwon started to massage Caro's feet, and salivated heavily over her bunions. She caught him taking selfies with Winston's family, and slapped him with a large hotdog, and then decided to tease him with her fuzzy socks; a perfect distraction. Twisting his nipples counter clockwise to increase the stimulation, Caro laughed maniacally with a sinister look on her second head as she reached behind, grabbing a baddass flaming nipple clamp. Thinking of how pleasurable and intoxicated Kwon will feel after intense sessions, she crushed his pet, Pete Noob. They mourned Pete but suddenly his ghost appeared singing Bye Bye Bye while wearing an authentic Mexican Sombrero. Suddenly Dickus appeared with 4 rainbow maracas, singing gaily above Trumps great wall before plummeting off like humpty dumpy! His insides spilled into a shoe which became his favourite drinking device. This device held a piece of Ned's glowy Giga-Brain enlargement serum that enables time travel. He chugged it and thought of the days when he was a small worm digging up the bones of his past. Apple bottom jeans, boots with the untrimmed slayer cape, the whole club looking at him! He then strangled himself while looking in the mirror he noticed something wrong with his facial color. He yanked his beard which turned out to be fake. Flabbergasted he shit Quote Not sure if you heard. I was leader of The BlacKnights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace 632 Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 True2k8 once had a little lamb, Ned strangled Tika. Tika's big nose blocked out the 5G vaccine frequencies and sent signals telling Kwon to build a cage for Caro to give birth secretly to baby Winston, who shat frequently, often times explosively. Firehands consumed it, savoring every bite. Suddenly from across the Atlantic Ocean, Jebrim square danced. This dance activated Ned's power of time travel. With Vene's ninth leg, True's blessing, and Caro's favorite paint, Ned had everything he needed to in order to successfully 'Ned' Tika. Tika, now Ned'd, embraced the BlacKnights. Vanzant started to tell a story about True simping all the females of Gielinor's brothels. IMK chimed in talking about dead British people and how they are related to Bles. Sheli sighed loudly, "the cream cheese tastes like goats and dirty vaginas!" She screamed and spit in his pantaloons, causing an uncontrollable farting moment. Such raw power - never before seen since before 1999 - caused an earthquake that ruptured the spacetime continuum. Ned will kill Tika unless Dreambasher does -- but neither can. My neighbour Encore decides to instead eat Mike Cera, converting his energy into a full nuclear power plant. Anal probes extend deep into Virgo's badussy, shouting "HOOOOOOYAHHHHH", and causing him the best orgasm since True's blowjob. A mighty blowjob, which can only be summarized as 'Vanuckle's double knuckled scrotum milking technique'! A skill learned through two decades worth of extremely vigorous pain and dedication. However, the real skill would not be getting the cumshot stuck inside the left nostril or the right eye. It would be the delicate aim that would return the large cumshot to it's rightful place in history. Tika's massive schnozz once knocked over the Eiffel tower. Kwon started to massage Caro's feet, and salivated heavily over her bunions. She caught him taking selfies with Winston's family, and slapped him with a large hotdog, and then decided to tease him with her fuzzy socks; a perfect distraction. Twisting his nipples counter clockwise to increase the stimulation, Caro laughed maniacally with a sinister look on her second head as she reached behind, grabbing a baddass flaming nipple clamp. Thinking of how pleasurable and intoxicated Kwon will feel after intense sessions, she crushed his pet, Pete Noob. They mourned Pete but suddenly his ghost appeared singing Bye Bye Bye while wearing an authentic Mexican Sombrero. Suddenly Dickus appeared with 4 rainbow maracas, singing gaily above Trumps great wall before plummeting off like humpty dumpy! His insides spilled into a shoe which became his favourite drinking device. This device held a piece of Ned's glowy Giga-Brain enlargement serum that enables time travel. He chugged it and thought of the days when he was a small worm digging up the bones of his past. Apple bottom jeans, boots with the untrimmed slayer cape, the whole club looking at him! He then strangled himself while looking in the mirror he noticed something wrong with his facial color. He yanked his beard which turned out to be fake. Flabbergasted he shit out multiple children Quote Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanzant 1,383 Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 True2k8 once had a little lamb, Ned strangled Tika. Tika's big nose blocked out the 5G vaccine frequencies and sent signals telling Kwon to build a cage for Caro to give birth secretly to baby Winston, who shat frequently, often times explosively. Firehands consumed it, savoring every bite. Suddenly from across the Atlantic Ocean, Jebrim square danced. This dance activated Ned's power of time travel. With Vene's ninth leg, True's blessing, and Caro's favorite paint, Ned had everything he needed to in order to successfully 'Ned' Tika. Tika, now Ned'd, embraced the BlacKnights. Vanzant started to tell a story about True simping all the females of Gielinor's brothels. IMK chimed in talking about dead British people and how they are related to Bles. Sheli sighed loudly, "the cream cheese tastes like goats and dirty vaginas!" She screamed and spit in his pantaloons, causing an uncontrollable farting moment. Such raw power - never before seen since before 1999 - caused an earthquake that ruptured the spacetime continuum. Ned will kill Tika unless Dreambasher does -- but neither can. My neighbour Encore decides to instead eat Mike Cera, converting his energy into a full nuclear power plant. Anal probes extend deep into Virgo's badussy, shouting "HOOOOOOYAHHHHH", and causing him the best orgasm since True's blowjob. A mighty blowjob, which can only be summarized as 'Vanuckle's double knuckled scrotum milking technique'! A skill learned through two decades worth of extremely vigorous pain and dedication. However, the real skill would not be getting the cumshot stuck inside the left nostril or the right eye. It would be the delicate aim that would return the large cumshot to it's rightful place in history. Tika's massive schnozz once knocked over the Eiffel tower. Kwon started to massage Caro's feet, and salivated heavily over her bunions. She caught him taking selfies with Winston's family, and slapped him with a large hotdog, and then decided to tease him with her fuzzy socks; a perfect distraction. Twisting his nipples counter clockwise to increase the stimulation, Caro laughed maniacally with a sinister look on her second head as she reached behind, grabbing a baddass flaming nipple clamp. Thinking of how pleasurable and intoxicated Kwon will feel after intense sessions, she crushed his pet, Pete Noob. They mourned Pete but suddenly his ghost appeared singing Bye Bye Bye while wearing an authentic Mexican Sombrero. Suddenly Dickus appeared with 4 rainbow maracas, singing gaily above Trumps great wall before plummeting off like humpty dumpy! His insides spilled into a shoe which became his favourite drinking device. This device held a piece of Ned's glowy Giga-Brain enlargement serum that enables time travel. He chugged it and thought of the days when he was a small worm digging up the bones of his past. Apple bottom jeans, boots with the untrimmed slayer cape, the whole club looking at him! He then strangled himself while looking in the mirror he noticed something wrong with his facial color. He yanked his beard which turned out to be fake. Flabbergasted he shit out multiple children all with tika's Quote Not sure if you heard. I was leader of The BlacKnights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace 632 Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 True2k8 once had a little lamb, Ned strangled Tika. Tika's big nose blocked out the 5G vaccine frequencies and sent signals telling Kwon to build a cage for Caro to give birth secretly to baby Winston, who shat frequently, often times explosively. Firehands consumed it, savoring every bite. Suddenly from across the Atlantic Ocean, Jebrim square danced. This dance activated Ned's power of time travel. With Vene's ninth leg, True's blessing, and Caro's favorite paint, Ned had everything he needed to in order to successfully 'Ned' Tika. Tika, now Ned'd, embraced the BlacKnights. Vanzant started to tell a story about True simping all the females of Gielinor's brothels. IMK chimed in talking about dead British people and how they are related to Bles. Sheli sighed loudly, "the cream cheese tastes like goats and dirty vaginas!" She screamed and spit in his pantaloons, causing an uncontrollable farting moment. Such raw power - never before seen since before 1999 - caused an earthquake that ruptured the spacetime continuum. Ned will kill Tika unless Dreambasher does -- but neither can. My neighbour Encore decides to instead eat Mike Cera, converting his energy into a full nuclear power plant. Anal probes extend deep into Virgo's badussy, shouting "HOOOOOOYAHHHHH", and causing him the best orgasm since True's blowjob. A mighty blowjob, which can only be summarized as 'Vanuckle's double knuckled scrotum milking technique'! A skill learned through two decades worth of extremely vigorous pain and dedication. However, the real skill would not be getting the cumshot stuck inside the left nostril or the right eye. It would be the delicate aim that would return the large cumshot to it's rightful place in history. Tika's massive schnozz once knocked over the Eiffel tower. Kwon started to massage Caro's feet, and salivated heavily over her bunions. She caught him taking selfies with Winston's family, and slapped him with a large hotdog, and then decided to tease him with her fuzzy socks; a perfect distraction. Twisting his nipples counter clockwise to increase the stimulation, Caro laughed maniacally with a sinister look on her second head as she reached behind, grabbing a baddass flaming nipple clamp. Thinking of how pleasurable and intoxicated Kwon will feel after intense sessions, she crushed his pet, Pete Noob. They mourned Pete but suddenly his ghost appeared singing Bye Bye Bye while wearing an authentic Mexican Sombrero. Suddenly Dickus appeared with 4 rainbow maracas, singing gaily above Trumps great wall before plummeting off like humpty dumpy! His insides spilled into a shoe which became his favourite drinking device. This device held a piece of Ned's glowy Giga-Brain enlargement serum that enables time travel. He chugged it and thought of the days when he was a small worm digging up the bones of his past. Apple bottom jeans, boots with the untrimmed slayer cape, the whole club looking at him! He then strangled himself while looking in the mirror he noticed something wrong with his facial color. He yanked his beard which turned out to be fake. Flabbergasted he shit out multiple children all with tika's long wooden nose Quote Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanzant 1,383 Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 True2k8 once had a little lamb, Ned strangled Tika. Tika's big nose blocked out the 5G vaccine frequencies and sent signals telling Kwon to build a cage for Caro to give birth secretly to baby Winston, who shat frequently, often times explosively. Firehands consumed it, savoring every bite. Suddenly from across the Atlantic Ocean, Jebrim square danced. This dance activated Ned's power of time travel. With Vene's ninth leg, True's blessing, and Caro's favorite paint, Ned had everything he needed to in order to successfully 'Ned' Tika. Tika, now Ned'd, embraced the BlacKnights. Vanzant started to tell a story about True simping all the females of Gielinor's brothels. IMK chimed in talking about dead British people and how they are related to Bles. Sheli sighed loudly, "the cream cheese tastes like goats and dirty vaginas!" She screamed and spit in his pantaloons, causing an uncontrollable farting moment. Such raw power - never before seen since before 1999 - caused an earthquake that ruptured the spacetime continuum. Ned will kill Tika unless Dreambasher does -- but neither can. My neighbour Encore decides to instead eat Mike Cera, converting his energy into a full nuclear power plant. Anal probes extend deep into Virgo's badussy, shouting "HOOOOOOYAHHHHH", and causing him the best orgasm since True's blowjob. A mighty blowjob, which can only be summarized as 'Vanuckle's double knuckled scrotum milking technique'! A skill learned through two decades worth of extremely vigorous pain and dedication. However, the real skill would not be getting the cumshot stuck inside the left nostril or the right eye. It would be the delicate aim that would return the large cumshot to it's rightful place in history. Tika's massive schnozz once knocked over the Eiffel tower. Kwon started to massage Caro's feet, and salivated heavily over her bunions. She caught him taking selfies with Winston's family, and slapped him with a large hotdog, and then decided to tease him with her fuzzy socks; a perfect distraction. Twisting his nipples counter clockwise to increase the stimulation, Caro laughed maniacally with a sinister look on her second head as she reached behind, grabbing a baddass flaming nipple clamp. Thinking of how pleasurable and intoxicated Kwon will feel after intense sessions, she crushed his pet, Pete Noob. They mourned Pete but suddenly his ghost appeared singing Bye Bye Bye while wearing an authentic Mexican Sombrero. Suddenly Dickus appeared with 4 rainbow maracas, singing gaily above Trumps great wall before plummeting off like humpty dumpy! His insides spilled into a shoe which became his favourite drinking device. This device held a piece of Ned's glowy Giga-Brain enlargement serum that enables time travel. He chugged it and thought of the days when he was a small worm digging up the bones of his past. Apple bottom jeans, boots with the untrimmed slayer cape, the whole club looking at him! He then strangled himself while looking in the mirror he noticed something wrong with his facial color. He yanked his beard which turned out to be fake. Flabbergasted he shit out multiple children all with tika's long wooden nose. They sniffed the Quote Not sure if you heard. I was leader of The BlacKnights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
≈Flukejiver 1,185 Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 True2k8 once had a little lamb, Ned strangled Tika. Tika's big nose blocked out the 5G vaccine frequencies and sent signals telling Kwon to build a cage for Caro to give birth secretly to baby Winston, who shat frequently, often times explosively. Firehands consumed it, savoring every bite. Suddenly from across the Atlantic Ocean, Jebrim square danced. This dance activated Ned's power of time travel. With Vene's ninth leg, True's blessing, and Caro's favorite paint, Ned had everything he needed to in order to successfully 'Ned' Tika. Tika, now Ned'd, embraced the BlacKnights. Vanzant started to tell a story about True simping all the females of Gielinor's brothels. IMK chimed in talking about dead British people and how they are related to Bles. Sheli sighed loudly, "the cream cheese tastes like goats and dirty vaginas!" She screamed and spit in his pantaloons, causing an uncontrollable farting moment. Such raw power - never before seen since before 1999 - caused an earthquake that ruptured the spacetime continuum. Ned will kill Tika unless Dreambasher does -- but neither can. My neighbour Encore decides to instead eat Mike Cera, converting his energy into a full nuclear power plant. Anal probes extend deep into Virgo's badussy, shouting "HOOOOOOYAHHHHH", and causing him the best orgasm since True's blowjob. A mighty blowjob, which can only be summarized as 'Vanuckle's double knuckled scrotum milking technique'! A skill learned through two decades worth of extremely vigorous pain and dedication. However, the real skill would not be getting the cumshot stuck inside the left nostril or the right eye. It would be the delicate aim that would return the large cumshot to it's rightful place in history. Tika's massive schnozz once knocked over the Eiffel tower. Kwon started to massage Caro's feet, and salivated heavily over her bunions. She caught him taking selfies with Winston's family, and slapped him with a large hotdog, and then decided to tease him with her fuzzy socks; a perfect distraction. Twisting his nipples counter clockwise to increase the stimulation, Caro laughed maniacally with a sinister look on her second head as she reached behind, grabbing a baddass flaming nipple clamp. Thinking of how pleasurable and intoxicated Kwon will feel after intense sessions, she crushed his pet, Pete Noob. They mourned Pete but suddenly his ghost appeared singing Bye Bye Bye while wearing an authentic Mexican Sombrero. Suddenly Dickus appeared with 4 rainbow maracas, singing gaily above Trumps great wall before plummeting off like humpty dumpy! His insides spilled into a shoe which became his favourite drinking device. This device held a piece of Ned's glowy Giga-Brain enlargement serum that enables time travel. He chugged it and thought of the days when he was a small worm digging up the bones of his past. Apple bottom jeans, boots with the untrimmed slayer cape, the whole club looking at him! He then strangled himself while looking in the mirror he noticed something wrong with his facial color. He yanked his beard which turned out to be fake. Flabbergasted he shit out multiple children all with tika's long wooden nose. They sniffed the juices pouring out Quote Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace 632 Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 True2k8 once had a little lamb, Ned strangled Tika. Tika's big nose blocked out the 5G vaccine frequencies and sent signals telling Kwon to build a cage for Caro to give birth secretly to baby Winston, who shat frequently, often times explosively. Firehands consumed it, savoring every bite. Suddenly from across the Atlantic Ocean, Jebrim square danced. This dance activated Ned's power of time travel. With Vene's ninth leg, True's blessing, and Caro's favorite paint, Ned had everything he needed to in order to successfully 'Ned' Tika. Tika, now Ned'd, embraced the BlacKnights. Vanzant started to tell a story about True simping all the females of Gielinor's brothels. IMK chimed in talking about dead British people and how they are related to Bles. Sheli sighed loudly, "the cream cheese tastes like goats and dirty vaginas!" She screamed and spit in his pantaloons, causing an uncontrollable farting moment. Such raw power - never before seen since before 1999 - caused an earthquake that ruptured the spacetime continuum. Ned will kill Tika unless Dreambasher does -- but neither can. My neighbour Encore decides to instead eat Mike Cera, converting his energy into a full nuclear power plant. Anal probes extend deep into Virgo's badussy, shouting "HOOOOOOYAHHHHH", and causing him the best orgasm since True's blowjob. A mighty blowjob, which can only be summarized as 'Vanuckle's double knuckled scrotum milking technique'! A skill learned through two decades worth of extremely vigorous pain and dedication. However, the real skill would not be getting the cumshot stuck inside the left nostril or the right eye. It would be the delicate aim that would return the large cumshot to it's rightful place in history. Tika's massive schnozz once knocked over the Eiffel tower. Kwon started to massage Caro's feet, and salivated heavily over her bunions. She caught him taking selfies with Winston's family, and slapped him with a large hotdog, and then decided to tease him with her fuzzy socks; a perfect distraction. Twisting his nipples counter clockwise to increase the stimulation, Caro laughed maniacally with a sinister look on her second head as she reached behind, grabbing a baddass flaming nipple clamp. Thinking of how pleasurable and intoxicated Kwon will feel after intense sessions, she crushed his pet, Pete Noob. They mourned Pete but suddenly his ghost appeared singing Bye Bye Bye while wearing an authentic Mexican Sombrero. Suddenly Dickus appeared with 4 rainbow maracas, singing gaily above Trumps great wall before plummeting off like humpty dumpy! His insides spilled into a shoe which became his favourite drinking device. This device held a piece of Ned's glowy Giga-Brain enlargement serum that enables time travel. He chugged it and thought of the days when he was a small worm digging up the bones of his past. Apple bottom jeans, boots with the untrimmed slayer cape, the whole club looking at him! He then strangled himself while looking in the mirror he noticed something wrong with his facial color. He yanked his beard which turned out to be fake. Flabbergasted he shit out multiple children all with tika's long wooden nose. They sniffed the juices pouring out which transformed them Quote Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanzant 1,383 Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 True2k8 once had a little lamb, Ned strangled Tika. Tika's big nose blocked out the 5G vaccine frequencies and sent signals telling Kwon to build a cage for Caro to give birth secretly to baby Winston, who shat frequently, often times explosively. Firehands consumed it, savoring every bite. Suddenly from across the Atlantic Ocean, Jebrim square danced. This dance activated Ned's power of time travel. With Vene's ninth leg, True's blessing, and Caro's favorite paint, Ned had everything he needed to in order to successfully 'Ned' Tika. Tika, now Ned'd, embraced the BlacKnights. Vanzant started to tell a story about True simping all the females of Gielinor's brothels. IMK chimed in talking about dead British people and how they are related to Bles. Sheli sighed loudly, "the cream cheese tastes like goats and dirty vaginas!" She screamed and spit in his pantaloons, causing an uncontrollable farting moment. Such raw power - never before seen since before 1999 - caused an earthquake that ruptured the spacetime continuum. Ned will kill Tika unless Dreambasher does -- but neither can. My neighbour Encore decides to instead eat Mike Cera, converting his energy into a full nuclear power plant. Anal probes extend deep into Virgo's badussy, shouting "HOOOOOOYAHHHHH", and causing him the best orgasm since True's blowjob. A mighty blowjob, which can only be summarized as 'Vanuckle's double knuckled scrotum milking technique'! A skill learned through two decades worth of extremely vigorous pain and dedication. However, the real skill would not be getting the cumshot stuck inside the left nostril or the right eye. It would be the delicate aim that would return the large cumshot to it's rightful place in history. Tika's massive schnozz once knocked over the Eiffel tower. Kwon started to massage Caro's feet, and salivated heavily over her bunions. She caught him taking selfies with Winston's family, and slapped him with a large hotdog, and then decided to tease him with her fuzzy socks; a perfect distraction. Twisting his nipples counter clockwise to increase the stimulation, Caro laughed maniacally with a sinister look on her second head as she reached behind, grabbing a baddass flaming nipple clamp. Thinking of how pleasurable and intoxicated Kwon will feel after intense sessions, she crushed his pet, Pete Noob. They mourned Pete but suddenly his ghost appeared singing Bye Bye Bye while wearing an authentic Mexican Sombrero. Suddenly Dickus appeared with 4 rainbow maracas, singing gaily above Trumps great wall before plummeting off like humpty dumpy! His insides spilled into a shoe which became his favourite drinking device. This device held a piece of Ned's glowy Giga-Brain enlargement serum that enables time travel. He chugged it and thought of the days when he was a small worm digging up the bones of his past. Apple bottom jeans, boots with the untrimmed slayer cape, the whole club looking at him! He then strangled himself while looking in the mirror he noticed something wrong with his facial color. He yanked his beard which turned out to be fake. Flabbergasted he shit out multiple children all with tika's long wooden nose. They sniffed the juices pouring out which transformed them into the great Quote Not sure if you heard. I was leader of The BlacKnights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace 632 Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 True2k8 once had a little lamb, Ned strangled Tika. Tika's big nose blocked out the 5G vaccine frequencies and sent signals telling Kwon to build a cage for Caro to give birth secretly to baby Winston, who shat frequently, often times explosively. Firehands consumed it, savoring every bite. Suddenly from across the Atlantic Ocean, Jebrim square danced. This dance activated Ned's power of time travel. With Vene's ninth leg, True's blessing, and Caro's favorite paint, Ned had everything he needed to in order to successfully 'Ned' Tika. Tika, now Ned'd, embraced the BlacKnights. Vanzant started to tell a story about True simping all the females of Gielinor's brothels. IMK chimed in talking about dead British people and how they are related to Bles. Sheli sighed loudly, "the cream cheese tastes like goats and dirty vaginas!" She screamed and spit in his pantaloons, causing an uncontrollable farting moment. Such raw power - never before seen since before 1999 - caused an earthquake that ruptured the spacetime continuum. Ned will kill Tika unless Dreambasher does -- but neither can. My neighbour Encore decides to instead eat Mike Cera, converting his energy into a full nuclear power plant. Anal probes extend deep into Virgo's badussy, shouting "HOOOOOOYAHHHHH", and causing him the best orgasm since True's blowjob. A mighty blowjob, which can only be summarized as 'Vanuckle's double knuckled scrotum milking technique'! A skill learned through two decades worth of extremely vigorous pain and dedication. However, the real skill would not be getting the cumshot stuck inside the left nostril or the right eye. It would be the delicate aim that would return the large cumshot to it's rightful place in history. Tika's massive schnozz once knocked over the Eiffel tower. Kwon started to massage Caro's feet, and salivated heavily over her bunions. She caught him taking selfies with Winston's family, and slapped him with a large hotdog, and then decided to tease him with her fuzzy socks; a perfect distraction. Twisting his nipples counter clockwise to increase the stimulation, Caro laughed maniacally with a sinister look on her second head as she reached behind, grabbing a baddass flaming nipple clamp. Thinking of how pleasurable and intoxicated Kwon will feel after intense sessions, she crushed his pet, Pete Noob. They mourned Pete but suddenly his ghost appeared singing Bye Bye Bye while wearing an authentic Mexican Sombrero. Suddenly Dickus appeared with 4 rainbow maracas, singing gaily above Trumps great wall before plummeting off like humpty dumpy! His insides spilled into a shoe which became his favourite drinking device. This device held a piece of Ned's glowy Giga-Brain enlargement serum that enables time travel. He chugged it and thought of the days when he was a small worm digging up the bones of his past. Apple bottom jeans, boots with the untrimmed slayer cape, the whole club looking at him! He then strangled himself while looking in the mirror he noticed something wrong with his facial color. He yanked his beard which turned out to be fake. Flabbergasted he shit out multiple children all with tika's long wooden nose. They sniffed the juices pouring out which transformed them into the great purple octopus of Quote Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanzant 1,383 Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 True2k8 once had a little lamb, Ned strangled Tika. Tika's big nose blocked out the 5G vaccine frequencies and sent signals telling Kwon to build a cage for Caro to give birth secretly to baby Winston, who shat frequently, often times explosively. Firehands consumed it, savoring every bite. Suddenly from across the Atlantic Ocean, Jebrim square danced. This dance activated Ned's power of time travel. With Vene's ninth leg, True's blessing, and Caro's favorite paint, Ned had everything he needed to in order to successfully 'Ned' Tika. Tika, now Ned'd, embraced the BlacKnights. Vanzant started to tell a story about True simping all the females of Gielinor's brothels. IMK chimed in talking about dead British people and how they are related to Bles. Sheli sighed loudly, "the cream cheese tastes like goats and dirty vaginas!" She screamed and spit in his pantaloons, causing an uncontrollable farting moment. Such raw power - never before seen since before 1999 - caused an earthquake that ruptured the spacetime continuum. Ned will kill Tika unless Dreambasher does -- but neither can. My neighbour Encore decides to instead eat Mike Cera, converting his energy into a full nuclear power plant. Anal probes extend deep into Virgo's badussy, shouting "HOOOOOOYAHHHHH", and causing him the best orgasm since True's blowjob. A mighty blowjob, which can only be summarized as 'Vanuckle's double knuckled scrotum milking technique'! A skill learned through two decades worth of extremely vigorous pain and dedication. However, the real skill would not be getting the cumshot stuck inside the left nostril or the right eye. It would be the delicate aim that would return the large cumshot to it's rightful place in history. Tika's massive schnozz once knocked over the Eiffel tower. Kwon started to massage Caro's feet, and salivated heavily over her bunions. She caught him taking selfies with Winston's family, and slapped him with a large hotdog, and then decided to tease him with her fuzzy socks; a perfect distraction. Twisting his nipples counter clockwise to increase the stimulation, Caro laughed maniacally with a sinister look on her second head as she reached behind, grabbing a baddass flaming nipple clamp. Thinking of how pleasurable and intoxicated Kwon will feel after intense sessions, she crushed his pet, Pete Noob. They mourned Pete but suddenly his ghost appeared singing Bye Bye Bye while wearing an authentic Mexican Sombrero. Suddenly Dickus appeared with 4 rainbow maracas, singing gaily above Trumps great wall before plummeting off like humpty dumpy! His insides spilled into a shoe which became his favourite drinking device. This device held a piece of Ned's glowy Giga-Brain enlargement serum that enables time travel. He chugged it and thought of the days when he was a small worm digging up the bones of his past. Apple bottom jeans, boots with the untrimmed slayer cape, the whole club looking at him! He then strangled himself while looking in the mirror he noticed something wrong with his facial color. He yanked his beard which turned out to be fake. Flabbergasted he shit out multiple children all with tika's long wooden nose. They sniffed the juices pouring out which transformed them into the great purple octopus of Gielinor. This sexual Quote Not sure if you heard. I was leader of The BlacKnights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace 632 Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 True2k8 once had a little lamb, Ned strangled Tika. Tika's big nose blocked out the 5G vaccine frequencies and sent signals telling Kwon to build a cage for Caro to give birth secretly to baby Winston, who shat frequently, often times explosively. Firehands consumed it, savoring every bite. Suddenly from across the Atlantic Ocean, Jebrim square danced. This dance activated Ned's power of time travel. With Vene's ninth leg, True's blessing, and Caro's favorite paint, Ned had everything he needed to in order to successfully 'Ned' Tika. Tika, now Ned'd, embraced the BlacKnights. Vanzant started to tell a story about True simping all the females of Gielinor's brothels. IMK chimed in talking about dead British people and how they are related to Bles. Sheli sighed loudly, "the cream cheese tastes like goats and dirty vaginas!" She screamed and spit in his pantaloons, causing an uncontrollable farting moment. Such raw power - never before seen since before 1999 - caused an earthquake that ruptured the spacetime continuum. Ned will kill Tika unless Dreambasher does -- but neither can. My neighbour Encore decides to instead eat Mike Cera, converting his energy into a full nuclear power plant. Anal probes extend deep into Virgo's badussy, shouting "HOOOOOOYAHHHHH", and causing him the best orgasm since True's blowjob. A mighty blowjob, which can only be summarized as 'Vanuckle's double knuckled scrotum milking technique'! A skill learned through two decades worth of extremely vigorous pain and dedication. However, the real skill would not be getting the cumshot stuck inside the left nostril or the right eye. It would be the delicate aim that would return the large cumshot to it's rightful place in history. Tika's massive schnozz once knocked over the Eiffel tower. Kwon started to massage Caro's feet, and salivated heavily over her bunions. She caught him taking selfies with Winston's family, and slapped him with a large hotdog, and then decided to tease him with her fuzzy socks; a perfect distraction. Twisting his nipples counter clockwise to increase the stimulation, Caro laughed maniacally with a sinister look on her second head as she reached behind, grabbing a baddass flaming nipple clamp. Thinking of how pleasurable and intoxicated Kwon will feel after intense sessions, she crushed his pet, Pete Noob. They mourned Pete but suddenly his ghost appeared singing Bye Bye Bye while wearing an authentic Mexican Sombrero. Suddenly Dickus appeared with 4 rainbow maracas, singing gaily above Trumps great wall before plummeting off like humpty dumpy! His insides spilled into a shoe which became his favourite drinking device. This device held a piece of Ned's glowy Giga-Brain enlargement serum that enables time travel. He chugged it and thought of the days when he was a small worm digging up the bones of his past. Apple bottom jeans, boots with the untrimmed slayer cape, the whole club looking at him! He then strangled himself while looking in the mirror he noticed something wrong with his facial color. He yanked his beard which turned out to be fake. Flabbergasted he shit out multiple children all with tika's long wooden nose. They sniffed the juices pouring out which transformed them into the great purple octopus of Gielinor. This sexual creation had the Quote Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanzant 1,383 Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 True2k8 once had a little lamb, Ned strangled Tika. Tika's big nose blocked out the 5G vaccine frequencies and sent signals telling Kwon to build a cage for Caro to give birth secretly to baby Winston, who shat frequently, often times explosively. Firehands consumed it, savoring every bite. Suddenly from across the Atlantic Ocean, Jebrim square danced. This dance activated Ned's power of time travel. With Vene's ninth leg, True's blessing, and Caro's favorite paint, Ned had everything he needed to in order to successfully 'Ned' Tika. Tika, now Ned'd, embraced the BlacKnights. Vanzant started to tell a story about True simping all the females of Gielinor's brothels. IMK chimed in talking about dead British people and how they are related to Bles. Sheli sighed loudly, "the cream cheese tastes like goats and dirty vaginas!" She screamed and spit in his pantaloons, causing an uncontrollable farting moment. Such raw power - never before seen since before 1999 - caused an earthquake that ruptured the spacetime continuum. Ned will kill Tika unless Dreambasher does -- but neither can. My neighbour Encore decides to instead eat Mike Cera, converting his energy into a full nuclear power plant. Anal probes extend deep into Virgo's badussy, shouting "HOOOOOOYAHHHHH", and causing him the best orgasm since True's blowjob. A mighty blowjob, which can only be summarized as 'Vanuckle's double knuckled scrotum milking technique'! A skill learned through two decades worth of extremely vigorous pain and dedication. However, the real skill would not be getting the cumshot stuck inside the left nostril or the right eye. It would be the delicate aim that would return the large cumshot to it's rightful place in history. Tika's massive schnozz once knocked over the Eiffel tower. Kwon started to massage Caro's feet, and salivated heavily over her bunions. She caught him taking selfies with Winston's family, and slapped him with a large hotdog, and then decided to tease him with her fuzzy socks; a perfect distraction. Twisting his nipples counter clockwise to increase the stimulation, Caro laughed maniacally with a sinister look on her second head as she reached behind, grabbing a baddass flaming nipple clamp. Thinking of how pleasurable and intoxicated Kwon will feel after intense sessions, she crushed his pet, Pete Noob. They mourned Pete but suddenly his ghost appeared singing Bye Bye Bye while wearing an authentic Mexican Sombrero. Suddenly Dickus appeared with 4 rainbow maracas, singing gaily above Trumps great wall before plummeting off like humpty dumpy! His insides spilled into a shoe which became his favourite drinking device. This device held a piece of Ned's glowy Giga-Brain enlargement serum that enables time travel. He chugged it and thought of the days when he was a small worm digging up the bones of his past. Apple bottom jeans, boots with the untrimmed slayer cape, the whole club looking at him! He then strangled himself while looking in the mirror he noticed something wrong with his facial color. He yanked his beard which turned out to be fake. Flabbergasted he shit out multiple children all with tika's long wooden nose. They sniffed the juices pouring out which transformed them into the great purple octopus of Gielinor. This sexual creation had the ability to create Quote Not sure if you heard. I was leader of The BlacKnights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace 632 Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 True2k8 once had a little lamb, Ned strangled Tika. Tika's big nose blocked out the 5G vaccine frequencies and sent signals telling Kwon to build a cage for Caro to give birth secretly to baby Winston, who shat frequently, often times explosively. Firehands consumed it, savoring every bite. Suddenly from across the Atlantic Ocean, Jebrim square danced. This dance activated Ned's power of time travel. With Vene's ninth leg, True's blessing, and Caro's favorite paint, Ned had everything he needed to in order to successfully 'Ned' Tika. Tika, now Ned'd, embraced the BlacKnights. Vanzant started to tell a story about True simping all the females of Gielinor's brothels. IMK chimed in talking about dead British people and how they are related to Bles. Sheli sighed loudly, "the cream cheese tastes like goats and dirty vaginas!" She screamed and spit in his pantaloons, causing an uncontrollable farting moment. Such raw power - never before seen since before 1999 - caused an earthquake that ruptured the spacetime continuum. Ned will kill Tika unless Dreambasher does -- but neither can. My neighbour Encore decides to instead eat Mike Cera, converting his energy into a full nuclear power plant. Anal probes extend deep into Virgo's badussy, shouting "HOOOOOOYAHHHHH", and causing him the best orgasm since True's blowjob. A mighty blowjob, which can only be summarized as 'Vanuckle's double knuckled scrotum milking technique'! A skill learned through two decades worth of extremely vigorous pain and dedication. However, the real skill would not be getting the cumshot stuck inside the left nostril or the right eye. It would be the delicate aim that would return the large cumshot to it's rightful place in history. Tika's massive schnozz once knocked over the Eiffel tower. Kwon started to massage Caro's feet, and salivated heavily over her bunions. She caught him taking selfies with Winston's family, and slapped him with a large hotdog, and then decided to tease him with her fuzzy socks; a perfect distraction. Twisting his nipples counter clockwise to increase the stimulation, Caro laughed maniacally with a sinister look on her second head as she reached behind, grabbing a baddass flaming nipple clamp. Thinking of how pleasurable and intoxicated Kwon will feel after intense sessions, she crushed his pet, Pete Noob. They mourned Pete but suddenly his ghost appeared singing Bye Bye Bye while wearing an authentic Mexican Sombrero. Suddenly Dickus appeared with 4 rainbow maracas, singing gaily above Trumps great wall before plummeting off like humpty dumpy! His insides spilled into a shoe which became his favourite drinking device. This device held a piece of Ned's glowy Giga-Brain enlargement serum that enables time travel. He chugged it and thought of the days when he was a small worm digging up the bones of his past. Apple bottom jeans, boots with the untrimmed slayer cape, the whole club looking at him! He then strangled himself while looking in the mirror he noticed something wrong with his facial color. He yanked his beard which turned out to be fake. Flabbergasted he shit out multiple children all with tika's long wooden nose. They sniffed the juices pouring out which transformed them into the great purple octopus of Gielinor. This sexual creation had the ability to create small marching dicks Quote Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanzant 1,383 Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 True2k8 once had a little lamb, Ned strangled Tika. Tika's big nose blocked out the 5G vaccine frequencies and sent signals telling Kwon to build a cage for Caro to give birth secretly to baby Winston, who shat frequently, often times explosively. Firehands consumed it, savoring every bite. Suddenly from across the Atlantic Ocean, Jebrim square danced. This dance activated Ned's power of time travel. With Vene's ninth leg, True's blessing, and Caro's favorite paint, Ned had everything he needed to in order to successfully 'Ned' Tika. Tika, now Ned'd, embraced the BlacKnights. Vanzant started to tell a story about True simping all the females of Gielinor's brothels. IMK chimed in talking about dead British people and how they are related to Bles. Sheli sighed loudly, "the cream cheese tastes like goats and dirty vaginas!" She screamed and spit in his pantaloons, causing an uncontrollable farting moment. Such raw power - never before seen since before 1999 - caused an earthquake that ruptured the spacetime continuum. Ned will kill Tika unless Dreambasher does -- but neither can. My neighbour Encore decides to instead eat Mike Cera, converting his energy into a full nuclear power plant. Anal probes extend deep into Virgo's badussy, shouting "HOOOOOOYAHHHHH", and causing him the best orgasm since True's blowjob. A mighty blowjob, which can only be summarized as 'Vanuckle's double knuckled scrotum milking technique'! A skill learned through two decades worth of extremely vigorous pain and dedication. However, the real skill would not be getting the cumshot stuck inside the left nostril or the right eye. It would be the delicate aim that would return the large cumshot to it's rightful place in history. Tika's massive schnozz once knocked over the Eiffel tower. Kwon started to massage Caro's feet, and salivated heavily over her bunions. She caught him taking selfies with Winston's family, and slapped him with a large hotdog, and then decided to tease him with her fuzzy socks; a perfect distraction. Twisting his nipples counter clockwise to increase the stimulation, Caro laughed maniacally with a sinister look on her second head as she reached behind, grabbing a baddass flaming nipple clamp. Thinking of how pleasurable and intoxicated Kwon will feel after intense sessions, she crushed his pet, Pete Noob. They mourned Pete but suddenly his ghost appeared singing Bye Bye Bye while wearing an authentic Mexican Sombrero. Suddenly Dickus appeared with 4 rainbow maracas, singing gaily above Trumps great wall before plummeting off like humpty dumpy! His insides spilled into a shoe which became his favourite drinking device. This device held a piece of Ned's glowy Giga-Brain enlargement serum that enables time travel. He chugged it and thought of the days when he was a small worm digging up the bones of his past. Apple bottom jeans, boots with the untrimmed slayer cape, the whole club looking at him! He then strangled himself while looking in the mirror he noticed something wrong with his facial color. He yanked his beard which turned out to be fake. Flabbergasted he shit out multiple children all with tika's long wooden nose. They sniffed the juices pouring out which transformed them into the great purple octopus of Gielinor. This sexual creation had the ability to create small marching dicks. These dicks weren't Quote Not sure if you heard. I was leader of The BlacKnights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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