Jump to content

3 Word Story


Matt Robbin

Recommended Posts

True2k8 once had a little lamb, Ned strangled Tika. Tika's big nose blocked out the 5G vaccine frequencies and sent signals telling Kwon to build a cage for Caro to give birth secretly to baby Winston, who shat frequently, often times explosively. Firehands consumed it, savoring every bite. Suddenly from across the Atlantic Ocean, Jebrim square danced. This dance activated Ned's power of time travel. With Vene's ninth leg, True's blessing, and Caro's favorite paint, Ned had everything he needed to in order to successfully 'Ned' Tika. Tika, now Ned'd, embraced the BlacKnights. Vanzant started to tell a story about True simping all the females of Gielinor's brothels. IMK chimed in talking about dead British people and how they are related to Bles. Sheli sighed loudly "The cream cheese tastes like goats and dirty vaginas!" 

 

She screamed and spit in his pantaloons, causing an uncontrollable farting moment. Such raw power, never before seen, since before 1999 caused an earthquake that ruptured the spacetime continuum. Ned Will kill Tika unless Dreambasher does but neither can. My nigga @Encore decides to instead eat Mike Cera converting his energy into a full nuclear power plant. Anal probes extend deep into Virgo's badussy, shouting "HOOOOOOYAHHHHH", and causing him the best orgasm since True's blowjob.

 

A mighty blowjob which can only be summarized as Vanuckle's double knuckled scrotum milking technique! A skill learned through two decades worth of extremely vigorous pain and dedication. However, the real skill would not be getting the cumshot stuck inside the left nostril or the right eye.  It would be the delicate aim that would return the large cumshot to it's rightful place in history.  Tika's massive schnoz once knocked over the eiffel tower. Kwon started to massage Caro's feet and salivated heavily over her bunions. She caught him taking selfies with Winston's family and slapped him with a large hotdog and then decided to tease him with her fuzzy socks, a perfect distraction. Twisting his nipples counter clockwise to increase the stimulation. Caro laughed maniacally with a sinister look on her second head as she reached behind grabbing a baddass flaming nipple clamp.  Thinking of how pleasurable and intoxicating Kwon will feel after intense sessions

rdFTH2V.png

Q2HE8JW.gifAdkNBbg.png

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

True2k8 once had a little lamb, Ned strangled Tika. Tika's big nose blocked out the 5G vaccine frequencies and sent signals telling Kwon to build a cage for Caro to give birth secretly to baby Winston, who shat frequently, often times explosively. Firehands consumed it, savoring every bite. Suddenly from across the Atlantic Ocean, Jebrim square danced. This dance activated Ned's power of time travel. With Vene's ninth leg, True's blessing, and Caro's favorite paint, Ned had everything he needed to in order to successfully 'Ned' Tika. Tika, now Ned'd, embraced the BlacKnights. Vanzant started to tell a story about True simping all the females of Gielinor's brothels. IMK chimed in talking about dead British people and how they are related to Bles. Sheli sighed loudly "The cream cheese tastes like goats and dirty vaginas!" 

 

She screamed and spit in his pantaloons, causing an uncontrollable farting moment. Such raw power, never before seen, since before 1999 caused an earthquake that ruptured the spacetime continuum. Ned Will kill Tika unless Dreambasher does but neither can. My nigga @Encore decides to instead eat Mike Cera converting his energy into a full nuclear power plant. Anal probes extend deep into Virgo's badussy, shouting "HOOOOOOYAHHHHH", and causing him the best orgasm since True's blowjob.

 

A mighty blowjob which can only be summarized as Vanuckle's double knuckled scrotum milking technique! A skill learned through two decades worth of extremely vigorous pain and dedication. However, the real skill would not be getting the cumshot stuck inside the left nostril or the right eye.  It would be the delicate aim that would return the large cumshot to it's rightful place in history.  Tika's massive schnoz once knocked over the eiffel tower. Kwon started to massage Caro's feet and salivated heavily over her bunions. She caught him taking selfies with Winston's family and slapped him with a large hotdog and then decided to tease him with her fuzzy socks, a perfect distraction. Twisting his nipples counter clockwise to increase the stimulation. Caro laughed maniacally with a sinister look on her second head as she reached behind grabbing a baddass flaming nipple clamp.  Thinking of how pleasurable and intoxicating Kwon will feel after intense sessions she crushed his

nraLl5G.gif

 

pleasework.gif

 

Spoiler

fWDZKUX.pngv629BYZ.gif

 

2OJwmTS.gif

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

True2k8 once had a little lamb, Ned strangled Tika. Tika's big nose blocked out the 5G vaccine frequencies and sent signals telling Kwon to build a cage for Caro to give birth secretly to baby Winston, who shat frequently, often times explosively. Firehands consumed it, savoring every bite. Suddenly from across the Atlantic Ocean, Jebrim square danced. This dance activated Ned's power of time travel. With Vene's ninth leg, True's blessing, and Caro's favorite paint, Ned had everything he needed to in order to successfully 'Ned' Tika. Tika, now Ned'd, embraced the BlacKnights. Vanzant started to tell a story about True simping all the females of Gielinor's brothels. IMK chimed in talking about dead British people and how they are related to Bles. Sheli sighed loudly, "the cream cheese tastes like goats and dirty vaginas!" 

 

She screamed and spit in his pantaloons, causing an uncontrollable farting moment. Such raw power - never before seen since before 1999 - caused an earthquake that ruptured the spacetime continuum. Ned will kill Tika unless Dreambasher does -- but neither can. My neighbour Encore decides to instead eat Mike Cera, converting his energy into a full nuclear power plant. Anal probes extend deep into Virgo's badussy, shouting "HOOOOOOYAHHHHH", and causing him the best orgasm since True's blowjob.

 

A mighty blowjob, which can only be summarized as 'Vanuckle's double knuckled scrotum milking technique'! A skill learned through two decades worth of extremely vigorous pain and dedication. However, the real skill would not be getting the cumshot stuck inside the left nostril or the right eye.  It would be the delicate aim that would return the large cumshot to it's rightful place in history.  Tika's massive schnozz once knocked over the Eiffel tower. Kwon started to massage Caro's feet, and salivated heavily over her bunions. She caught him taking selfies with Winston's family, and slapped him with a large hotdog, and then decided to tease him with her fuzzy socks; a perfect distraction. Twisting his nipples counter clockwise to increase the stimulation, Caro laughed maniacally with a sinister look on her second head as she reached behind, grabbing a baddass flaming nipple clamp.  Thinking of how pleasurable and intoxicating Kwon will feel after intense sessions, she crushed his pet Pete Noob.

xD1G9fN.png

h0cvjf1.png

fPBTJ1M.png

m1RdWMG.png

sZLnSGx.png

xLYsTpv.png

 

DStPJf3.jpg

303CDqC.png

4TppgnA.png

6Dfcn17.png

9AtJ6Ju.png

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

True2k8 once had a little lamb, Ned strangled Tika. Tika's big nose blocked out the 5G vaccine frequencies and sent signals telling Kwon to build a cage for Caro to give birth secretly to baby Winston, who shat frequently, often times explosively. Firehands consumed it, savoring every bite. Suddenly from across the Atlantic Ocean, Jebrim square danced. This dance activated Ned's power of time travel. With Vene's ninth leg, True's blessing, and Caro's favorite paint, Ned had everything he needed to in order to successfully 'Ned' Tika. Tika, now Ned'd, embraced the BlacKnights. Vanzant started to tell a story about True simping all the females of Gielinor's brothels. IMK chimed in talking about dead British people and how they are related to Bles. Sheli sighed loudly, "the cream cheese tastes like goats and dirty vaginas!" 

 

She screamed and spit in his pantaloons, causing an uncontrollable farting moment. Such raw power - never before seen since before 1999 - caused an earthquake that ruptured the spacetime continuum. Ned will kill Tika unless Dreambasher does -- but neither can. My neighbour Encore decides to instead eat Mike Cera, converting his energy into a full nuclear power plant. Anal probes extend deep into Virgo's badussy, shouting "HOOOOOOYAHHHHH", and causing him the best orgasm since True's blowjob.

 

A mighty blowjob, which can only be summarized as 'Vanuckle's double knuckled scrotum milking technique'! A skill learned through two decades worth of extremely vigorous pain and dedication. However, the real skill would not be getting the cumshot stuck inside the left nostril or the right eye.  It would be the delicate aim that would return the large cumshot to it's rightful place in history.  Tika's massive schnozz once knocked over the Eiffel tower. Kwon started to massage Caro's feet, and salivated heavily over her bunions. She caught him taking selfies with Winston's family, and slapped him with a large hotdog, and then decided to tease him with her fuzzy socks; a perfect distraction. Twisting his nipples counter clockwise to increase the stimulation, Caro laughed maniacally with a sinister look on her second head as she reached behind, grabbing a baddass flaming nipple clamp.  Thinking of how pleasurable and intoxicating Kwon will feel after intense sessions, she crushed his pet Pete Noob.

The next day

hvHoqlp.png

GjBRyio.png

ODhl97J.gif.f831a07b979f5c0b8db14cb43c1db70d.gif

 

divider_660.png.2c0ed24e9905e05ac66f75b86313c193.png

 

 

PDlMitch ~ Ex: Knights of Order ~ Collision ~ Syndicate ~ Exodus ~ Crimson Raiders ~ Downfall ~ Divine Forces

 

EKoWIwx.gif

48UvRla.png


Ien0xgI.png


qnyOThg.png

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

True2k8 once had a little lamb, Ned strangled Tika. Tika's big nose blocked out the 5G vaccine frequencies and sent signals telling Kwon to build a cage for Caro to give birth secretly to baby Winston, who shat frequently, often times explosively. Firehands consumed it, savoring every bite. Suddenly from across the Atlantic Ocean, Jebrim square danced. This dance activated Ned's power of time travel. With Vene's ninth leg, True's blessing, and Caro's favorite paint, Ned had everything he needed to in order to successfully 'Ned' Tika. Tika, now Ned'd, embraced the BlacKnights. Vanzant started to tell a story about True simping all the females of Gielinor's brothels. IMK chimed in talking about dead British people and how they are related to Bles. Sheli sighed loudly, "the cream cheese tastes like goats and dirty vaginas!" 

 

She screamed and spit in his pantaloons, causing an uncontrollable farting moment. Such raw power - never before seen since before 1999 - caused an earthquake that ruptured the spacetime continuum. Ned will kill Tika unless Dreambasher does -- but neither can. My neighbour Encore decides to instead eat Mike Cera, converting his energy into a full nuclear power plant. Anal probes extend deep into Virgo's badussy, shouting "HOOOOOOYAHHHHH", and causing him the best orgasm since True's blowjob.

 

A mighty blowjob, which can only be summarized as 'Vanuckle's double knuckled scrotum milking technique'! A skill learned through two decades worth of extremely vigorous pain and dedication. However, the real skill would not be getting the cumshot stuck inside the left nostril or the right eye.  It would be the delicate aim that would return the large cumshot to it's rightful place in history.  Tika's massive schnozz once knocked over the Eiffel tower. Kwon started to massage Caro's feet, and salivated heavily over her bunions. She caught him taking selfies with Winston's family, and slapped him with a large hotdog, and then decided to tease him with her fuzzy socks; a perfect distraction. Twisting his nipples counter clockwise to increase the stimulation, Caro laughed maniacally with a sinister look on her second head as she reached behind, grabbing a baddass flaming nipple clamp.  Thinking of how pleasurable and intoxicating Kwon will feel after intense sessions, she crushed his pet Pete Noob. They mourned Pete

bunnyguestsig.png.ccdc0f4d74bc49d76625f95f77126600.png

sig.png.a653e4eb38f8831b6fe065620d30b252.png

underscore.png.983945ced2a331aa1d4ec31de5913c92.png

imkhetnai.png.18510f16e5ac66a3d1aa91c007faa2de.png

lithmigos.png.bb04c57946f75d035b102720bba28d3c.png

vanuckle.png.063402cc210fcc01769876c062581050.png

daveold.png.fe31d53c54985d7c3f7687a5fea5e8c4.png

Link to comment
Share on other sites

True2k8 once had a little lamb, Ned strangled Tika. Tika's big nose blocked out the 5G vaccine frequencies and sent signals telling Kwon to build a cage for Caro to give birth secretly to baby Winston, who shat frequently, often times explosively. Firehands consumed it, savoring every bite. Suddenly from across the Atlantic Ocean, Jebrim square danced. This dance activated Ned's power of time travel. With Vene's ninth leg, True's blessing, and Caro's favorite paint, Ned had everything he needed to in order to successfully 'Ned' Tika. Tika, now Ned'd, embraced the BlacKnights. Vanzant started to tell a story about True simping all the females of Gielinor's brothels. IMK chimed in talking about dead British people and how they are related to Bles. Sheli sighed loudly, "the cream cheese tastes like goats and dirty vaginas!" 

 

She screamed and spit in his pantaloons, causing an uncontrollable farting moment. Such raw power - never before seen since before 1999 - caused an earthquake that ruptured the spacetime continuum. Ned will kill Tika unless Dreambasher does -- but neither can. My neighbour Encore decides to instead eat Mike Cera, converting his energy into a full nuclear power plant. Anal probes extend deep into Virgo's badussy, shouting "HOOOOOOYAHHHHH", and causing him the best orgasm since True's blowjob.

 

A mighty blowjob, which can only be summarized as 'Vanuckle's double knuckled scrotum milking technique'! A skill learned through two decades worth of extremely vigorous pain and dedication. However, the real skill would not be getting the cumshot stuck inside the left nostril or the right eye.  It would be the delicate aim that would return the large cumshot to it's rightful place in history.  Tika's massive schnozz once knocked over the Eiffel tower. Kwon started to massage Caro's feet, and salivated heavily over her bunions. She caught him taking selfies with Winston's family, and slapped him with a large hotdog, and then decided to tease him with her fuzzy socks; a perfect distraction. Twisting his nipples counter clockwise to increase the stimulation, Caro laughed maniacally with a sinister look on her second head as she reached behind, grabbing a baddass flaming nipple clamp.  Thinking of how pleasurable and intoxicating Kwon will feel after intense sessions, she crushed his pet Pete Noob. They mourned Pete but suddenly his

nraLl5G.gif

 

pleasework.gif

 

Spoiler

fWDZKUX.pngv629BYZ.gif

 

2OJwmTS.gif

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

True2k8 once had a little lamb, Ned strangled Tika. Tika's big nose blocked out the 5G vaccine frequencies and sent signals telling Kwon to build a cage for Caro to give birth secretly to baby Winston, who shat frequently, often times explosively. Firehands consumed it, savoring every bite. Suddenly from across the Atlantic Ocean, Jebrim square danced. This dance activated Ned's power of time travel. With Vene's ninth leg, True's blessing, and Caro's favorite paint, Ned had everything he needed to in order to successfully 'Ned' Tika. Tika, now Ned'd, embraced the BlacKnights. Vanzant started to tell a story about True simping all the females of Gielinor's brothels. IMK chimed in talking about dead British people and how they are related to Bles. Sheli sighed loudly, "the cream cheese tastes like goats and dirty vaginas!" 

 

She screamed and spit in his pantaloons, causing an uncontrollable farting moment. Such raw power - never before seen since before 1999 - caused an earthquake that ruptured the spacetime continuum. Ned will kill Tika unless Dreambasher does -- but neither can. My neighbour Encore decides to instead eat Mike Cera, converting his energy into a full nuclear power plant. Anal probes extend deep into Virgo's badussy, shouting "HOOOOOOYAHHHHH", and causing him the best orgasm since True's blowjob.

 

A mighty blowjob, which can only be summarized as 'Vanuckle's double knuckled scrotum milking technique'! A skill learned through two decades worth of extremely vigorous pain and dedication. However, the real skill would not be getting the cumshot stuck inside the left nostril or the right eye.  It would be the delicate aim that would return the large cumshot to it's rightful place in history.  Tika's massive schnozz once knocked over the Eiffel tower. Kwon started to massage Caro's feet, and salivated heavily over her bunions. She caught him taking selfies with Winston's family, and slapped him with a large hotdog, and then decided to tease him with her fuzzy socks; a perfect distraction. Twisting his nipples counter clockwise to increase the stimulation, Caro laughed maniacally with a sinister look on her second head as she reached behind, grabbing a baddass flaming nipple clamp.  Thinking of how pleasurable and intoxicating Kwon will feel after intense sessions, she crushed his pet Pete Noob. They mourned Pete but suddenly his ghost appeared singing

bunnyguestsig.png.ccdc0f4d74bc49d76625f95f77126600.png

sig.png.a653e4eb38f8831b6fe065620d30b252.png

underscore.png.983945ced2a331aa1d4ec31de5913c92.png

imkhetnai.png.18510f16e5ac66a3d1aa91c007faa2de.png

lithmigos.png.bb04c57946f75d035b102720bba28d3c.png

vanuckle.png.063402cc210fcc01769876c062581050.png

daveold.png.fe31d53c54985d7c3f7687a5fea5e8c4.png

Link to comment
Share on other sites

True2k8 once had a little lamb, Ned strangled Tika. Tika's big nose blocked out the 5G vaccine frequencies and sent signals telling Kwon to build a cage for Caro to give birth secretly to baby Winston, who shat frequently, often times explosively. Firehands consumed it, savoring every bite. Suddenly from across the Atlantic Ocean, Jebrim square danced. This dance activated Ned's power of time travel. With Vene's ninth leg, True's blessing, and Caro's favorite paint, Ned had everything he needed to in order to successfully 'Ned' Tika. Tika, now Ned'd, embraced the BlacKnights. Vanzant started to tell a story about True simping all the females of Gielinor's brothels. IMK chimed in talking about dead British people and how they are related to Bles. Sheli sighed loudly, "the cream cheese tastes like goats and dirty vaginas!" 

 

She screamed and spit in his pantaloons, causing an uncontrollable farting moment. Such raw power - never before seen since before 1999 - caused an earthquake that ruptured the spacetime continuum. Ned will kill Tika unless Dreambasher does -- but neither can. My neighbour Encore decides to instead eat Mike Cera, converting his energy into a full nuclear power plant. Anal probes extend deep into Virgo's badussy, shouting "HOOOOOOYAHHHHH", and causing him the best orgasm since True's blowjob.

 

A mighty blowjob, which can only be summarized as 'Vanuckle's double knuckled scrotum milking technique'! A skill learned through two decades worth of extremely vigorous pain and dedication. However, the real skill would not be getting the cumshot stuck inside the left nostril or the right eye.  It would be the delicate aim that would return the large cumshot to it's rightful place in history.  Tika's massive schnozz once knocked over the Eiffel tower. Kwon started to massage Caro's feet, and salivated heavily over her bunions. She caught him taking selfies with Winston's family, and slapped him with a large hotdog, and then decided to tease him with her fuzzy socks; a perfect distraction. Twisting his nipples counter clockwise to increase the stimulation, Caro laughed maniacally with a sinister look on her second head as she reached behind, grabbing a baddass flaming nipple clamp.  Thinking of how pleasurable and intoxicating Kwon will feel after intense sessions, she crushed his pet Pete Noob. They mourned Pete but suddenly his ghost appeared singing Bye Bye Bye

hvHoqlp.png

GjBRyio.png

ODhl97J.gif.f831a07b979f5c0b8db14cb43c1db70d.gif

 

divider_660.png.2c0ed24e9905e05ac66f75b86313c193.png

 

 

PDlMitch ~ Ex: Knights of Order ~ Collision ~ Syndicate ~ Exodus ~ Crimson Raiders ~ Downfall ~ Divine Forces

 

EKoWIwx.gif

48UvRla.png


Ien0xgI.png


qnyOThg.png

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

True2k8 once had a little lamb, Ned strangled Tika. Tika's big nose blocked out the 5G vaccine frequencies and sent signals telling Kwon to build a cage for Caro to give birth secretly to baby Winston, who shat frequently, often times explosively. Firehands consumed it, savoring every bite. Suddenly from across the Atlantic Ocean, Jebrim square danced. This dance activated Ned's power of time travel. With Vene's ninth leg, True's blessing, and Caro's favorite paint, Ned had everything he needed to in order to successfully 'Ned' Tika. Tika, now Ned'd, embraced the BlacKnights. Vanzant started to tell a story about True simping all the females of Gielinor's brothels. IMK chimed in talking about dead British people and how they are related to Bles. Sheli sighed loudly, "the cream cheese tastes like goats and dirty vaginas!" 

 

She screamed and spit in his pantaloons, causing an uncontrollable farting moment. Such raw power - never before seen since before 1999 - caused an earthquake that ruptured the spacetime continuum. Ned will kill Tika unless Dreambasher does -- but neither can. My neighbour Encore decides to instead eat Mike Cera, converting his energy into a full nuclear power plant. Anal probes extend deep into Virgo's badussy, shouting "HOOOOOOYAHHHHH", and causing him the best orgasm since True's blowjob.

 

A mighty blowjob, which can only be summarized as 'Vanuckle's double knuckled scrotum milking technique'! A skill learned through two decades worth of extremely vigorous pain and dedication. However, the real skill would not be getting the cumshot stuck inside the left nostril or the right eye.  It would be the delicate aim that would return the large cumshot to it's rightful place in history.  Tika's massive schnozz once knocked over the Eiffel tower. Kwon started to massage Caro's feet, and salivated heavily over her bunions. She caught him taking selfies with Winston's family, and slapped him with a large hotdog, and then decided to tease him with her fuzzy socks; a perfect distraction. Twisting his nipples counter clockwise to increase the stimulation, Caro laughed maniacally with a sinister look on her second head as she reached behind, grabbing a baddass flaming nipple clamp.  Thinking of how pleasurable and intoxicating Kwon will feel after intense sessions, she crushed his pet Pete Noob. They mourned Pete but suddenly his ghost appeared singing Bye Bye Bye while wearing an

nraLl5G.gif

 

pleasework.gif

 

Spoiler

fWDZKUX.pngv629BYZ.gif

 

2OJwmTS.gif

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

True2k8 once had a little lamb, Ned strangled Tika. Tika's big nose blocked out the 5G vaccine frequencies and sent signals telling Kwon to build a cage for Caro to give birth secretly to baby Winston, who shat frequently, often times explosively. Firehands consumed it, savoring every bite. Suddenly from across the Atlantic Ocean, Jebrim square danced. This dance activated Ned's power of time travel. With Vene's ninth leg, True's blessing, and Caro's favorite paint, Ned had everything he needed to in order to successfully 'Ned' Tika. Tika, now Ned'd, embraced the BlacKnights. Vanzant started to tell a story about True simping all the females of Gielinor's brothels. IMK chimed in talking about dead British people and how they are related to Bles. Sheli sighed loudly, "the cream cheese tastes like goats and dirty vaginas!" 

 

She screamed and spit in his pantaloons, causing an uncontrollable farting moment. Such raw power - never before seen since before 1999 - caused an earthquake that ruptured the spacetime continuum. Ned will kill Tika unless Dreambasher does -- but neither can. My neighbour Encore decides to instead eat Mike Cera, converting his energy into a full nuclear power plant. Anal probes extend deep into Virgo's badussy, shouting "HOOOOOOYAHHHHH", and causing him the best orgasm since True's blowjob.

 

A mighty blowjob, which can only be summarized as 'Vanuckle's double knuckled scrotum milking technique'! A skill learned through two decades worth of extremely vigorous pain and dedication. However, the real skill would not be getting the cumshot stuck inside the left nostril or the right eye.  It would be the delicate aim that would return the large cumshot to it's rightful place in history.  Tika's massive schnozz once knocked over the Eiffel tower. Kwon started to massage Caro's feet, and salivated heavily over her bunions. She caught him taking selfies with Winston's family, and slapped him with a large hotdog, and then decided to tease him with her fuzzy socks; a perfect distraction. Twisting his nipples counter clockwise to increase the stimulation, Caro laughed maniacally with a sinister look on her second head as she reached behind, grabbing a baddass flaming nipple clamp.  Thinking of how pleasurable and intoxicating Kwon will feel after intense sessions, she crushed his pet Pete Noob. They mourned Pete but suddenly his ghost appeared singing Bye Bye Bye while wearing an authentic Mexican Sombrero. 

Not sure if you heard. I was leader of The BlacKnights.

877ed46287d54a0fea10edf2d2defff8.png

iDPoiRL.png

Link to comment
Share on other sites

True2k8 once had a little lamb, Ned strangled Tika. Tika's big nose blocked out the 5G vaccine frequencies and sent signals telling Kwon to build a cage for Caro to give birth secretly to baby Winston, who shat frequently, often times explosively. Firehands consumed it, savoring every bite. Suddenly from across the Atlantic Ocean, Jebrim square danced. This dance activated Ned's power of time travel. With Vene's ninth leg, True's blessing, and Caro's favorite paint, Ned had everything he needed to in order to successfully 'Ned' Tika. Tika, now Ned'd, embraced the BlacKnights. Vanzant started to tell a story about True simping all the females of Gielinor's brothels. IMK chimed in talking about dead British people and how they are related to Bles. Sheli sighed loudly, "the cream cheese tastes like goats and dirty vaginas!" 

 

She screamed and spit in his pantaloons, causing an uncontrollable farting moment. Such raw power - never before seen since before 1999 - caused an earthquake that ruptured the spacetime continuum. Ned will kill Tika unless Dreambasher does -- but neither can. My neighbour Encore decides to instead eat Mike Cera, converting his energy into a full nuclear power plant. Anal probes extend deep into Virgo's badussy, shouting "HOOOOOOYAHHHHH", and causing him the best orgasm since True's blowjob.

 

A mighty blowjob, which can only be summarized as 'Vanuckle's double knuckled scrotum milking technique'! A skill learned through two decades worth of extremely vigorous pain and dedication. However, the real skill would not be getting the cumshot stuck inside the left nostril or the right eye.  It would be the delicate aim that would return the large cumshot to it's rightful place in history.  Tika's massive schnozz once knocked over the Eiffel tower. Kwon started to massage Caro's feet, and salivated heavily over her bunions. She caught him taking selfies with Winston's family, and slapped him with a large hotdog, and then decided to tease him with her fuzzy socks; a perfect distraction. Twisting his nipples counter clockwise to increase the stimulation, Caro laughed maniacally with a sinister look on her second head as she reached behind, grabbing a baddass flaming nipple clamp.  Thinking of how pleasurable and intoxicating Kwon will feel after intense sessions, she crushed his pet Pete Noob. They mourned Pete but suddenly his ghost appeared singing Bye Bye Bye while wearing an authentic Mexican Sombrero. Suddenly Dickus appeared

hvHoqlp.png

GjBRyio.png

ODhl97J.gif.f831a07b979f5c0b8db14cb43c1db70d.gif

 

divider_660.png.2c0ed24e9905e05ac66f75b86313c193.png

 

 

PDlMitch ~ Ex: Knights of Order ~ Collision ~ Syndicate ~ Exodus ~ Crimson Raiders ~ Downfall ~ Divine Forces

 

EKoWIwx.gif

48UvRla.png


Ien0xgI.png


qnyOThg.png

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

True2k8 once had a little lamb, Ned strangled Tika. Tika's big nose blocked out the 5G vaccine frequencies and sent signals telling Kwon to build a cage for Caro to give birth secretly to baby Winston, who shat frequently, often times explosively. Firehands consumed it, savoring every bite. Suddenly from across the Atlantic Ocean, Jebrim square danced. This dance activated Ned's power of time travel. With Vene's ninth leg, True's blessing, and Caro's favorite paint, Ned had everything he needed to in order to successfully 'Ned' Tika. Tika, now Ned'd, embraced the BlacKnights. Vanzant started to tell a story about True simping all the females of Gielinor's brothels. IMK chimed in talking about dead British people and how they are related to Bles. Sheli sighed loudly, "the cream cheese tastes like goats and dirty vaginas!" 

 

She screamed and spit in his pantaloons, causing an uncontrollable farting moment. Such raw power - never before seen since before 1999 - caused an earthquake that ruptured the spacetime continuum. Ned will kill Tika unless Dreambasher does -- but neither can. My neighbour Encore decides to instead eat Mike Cera, converting his energy into a full nuclear power plant. Anal probes extend deep into Virgo's badussy, shouting "HOOOOOOYAHHHHH", and causing him the best orgasm since True's blowjob.

 

A mighty blowjob, which can only be summarized as 'Vanuckle's double knuckled scrotum milking technique'! A skill learned through two decades worth of extremely vigorous pain and dedication. However, the real skill would not be getting the cumshot stuck inside the left nostril or the right eye.  It would be the delicate aim that would return the large cumshot to it's rightful place in history.  Tika's massive schnozz once knocked over the Eiffel tower. Kwon started to massage Caro's feet, and salivated heavily over her bunions. She caught him taking selfies with Winston's family, and slapped him with a large hotdog, and then decided to tease him with her fuzzy socks; a perfect distraction. Twisting his nipples counter clockwise to increase the stimulation, Caro laughed maniacally with a sinister look on her second head as she reached behind, grabbing a baddass flaming nipple clamp.  Thinking of how pleasurable and intoxicated Kwon will feel after intense sessions, she crushed his pet, Pete Noob. They mourned Pete but suddenly his ghost appeared singing Bye Bye Bye while wearing an authentic Mexican Sombrero. Suddenly Dickus appeared with 4 rainbow maracas

JlotNFB.gif

 

                              5s2DJPC.png

Link to comment
Share on other sites

True2k8 once had a little lamb, Ned strangled Tika. Tika's big nose blocked out the 5G vaccine frequencies and sent signals telling Kwon to build a cage for Caro to give birth secretly to baby Winston, who shat frequently, often times explosively. Firehands consumed it, savoring every bite. Suddenly from across the Atlantic Ocean, Jebrim square danced. This dance activated Ned's power of time travel. With Vene's ninth leg, True's blessing, and Caro's favorite paint, Ned had everything he needed to in order to successfully 'Ned' Tika. Tika, now Ned'd, embraced the BlacKnights. Vanzant started to tell a story about True simping all the females of Gielinor's brothels. IMK chimed in talking about dead British people and how they are related to Bles. Sheli sighed loudly, "the cream cheese tastes like goats and dirty vaginas!" 

 

She screamed and spit in his pantaloons, causing an uncontrollable farting moment. Such raw power - never before seen since before 1999 - caused an earthquake that ruptured the spacetime continuum. Ned will kill Tika unless Dreambasher does -- but neither can. My neighbour Encore decides to instead eat Mike Cera, converting his energy into a full nuclear power plant. Anal probes extend deep into Virgo's badussy, shouting "HOOOOOOYAHHHHH", and causing him the best orgasm since True's blowjob.

 

A mighty blowjob, which can only be summarized as 'Vanuckle's double knuckled scrotum milking technique'! A skill learned through two decades worth of extremely vigorous pain and dedication. However, the real skill would not be getting the cumshot stuck inside the left nostril or the right eye.  It would be the delicate aim that would return the large cumshot to it's rightful place in history.  Tika's massive schnozz once knocked over the Eiffel tower. Kwon started to massage Caro's feet, and salivated heavily over her bunions. She caught him taking selfies with Winston's family, and slapped him with a large hotdog, and then decided to tease him with her fuzzy socks; a perfect distraction. Twisting his nipples counter clockwise to increase the stimulation, Caro laughed maniacally with a sinister look on her second head as she reached behind, grabbing a baddass flaming nipple clamp.  Thinking of how pleasurable and intoxicated Kwon will feel after intense sessions, she crushed his pet, Pete Noob. They mourned Pete but suddenly his ghost appeared singing Bye Bye Bye while wearing an authentic Mexican Sombrero. Suddenly Dickus appeared with 4 rainbow maracas, singing gaily above

xD1G9fN.png

h0cvjf1.png

fPBTJ1M.png

m1RdWMG.png

sZLnSGx.png

xLYsTpv.png

 

DStPJf3.jpg

303CDqC.png

4TppgnA.png

6Dfcn17.png

9AtJ6Ju.png

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

True2k8 once had a little lamb, Ned strangled Tika. Tika's big nose blocked out the 5G vaccine frequencies and sent signals telling Kwon to build a cage for Caro to give birth secretly to baby Winston, who shat frequently, often times explosively. Firehands consumed it, savoring every bite. Suddenly from across the Atlantic Ocean, Jebrim square danced. This dance activated Ned's power of time travel. With Vene's ninth leg, True's blessing, and Caro's favorite paint, Ned had everything he needed to in order to successfully 'Ned' Tika. Tika, now Ned'd, embraced the BlacKnights. Vanzant started to tell a story about True simping all the females of Gielinor's brothels. IMK chimed in talking about dead British people and how they are related to Bles. Sheli sighed loudly, "the cream cheese tastes like goats and dirty vaginas!" 

 

She screamed and spit in his pantaloons, causing an uncontrollable farting moment. Such raw power - never before seen since before 1999 - caused an earthquake that ruptured the spacetime continuum. Ned will kill Tika unless Dreambasher does -- but neither can. My neighbour Encore decides to instead eat Mike Cera, converting his energy into a full nuclear power plant. Anal probes extend deep into Virgo's badussy, shouting "HOOOOOOYAHHHHH", and causing him the best orgasm since True's blowjob.

 

A mighty blowjob, which can only be summarized as 'Vanuckle's double knuckled scrotum milking technique'! A skill learned through two decades worth of extremely vigorous pain and dedication. However, the real skill would not be getting the cumshot stuck inside the left nostril or the right eye.  It would be the delicate aim that would return the large cumshot to it's rightful place in history.  Tika's massive schnozz once knocked over the Eiffel tower. Kwon started to massage Caro's feet, and salivated heavily over her bunions. She caught him taking selfies with Winston's family, and slapped him with a large hotdog, and then decided to tease him with her fuzzy socks; a perfect distraction. Twisting his nipples counter clockwise to increase the stimulation, Caro laughed maniacally with a sinister look on her second head as she reached behind, grabbing a baddass flaming nipple clamp.  Thinking of how pleasurable and intoxicated Kwon will feel after intense sessions, she crushed his pet, Pete Noob. They mourned Pete but suddenly his ghost appeared singing Bye Bye Bye while wearing an authentic Mexican Sombrero. Suddenly Dickus appeared with 4 rainbow maracas, singing gaily above Trumps great wall

Not sure if you heard. I was leader of The BlacKnights.

877ed46287d54a0fea10edf2d2defff8.png

iDPoiRL.png

Link to comment
Share on other sites

True2k8 once had a little lamb, Ned strangled Tika. Tika's big nose blocked out the 5G vaccine frequencies and sent signals telling Kwon to build a cage for Caro to give birth secretly to baby Winston, who shat frequently, often times explosively. Firehands consumed it, savoring every bite. Suddenly from across the Atlantic Ocean, Jebrim square danced. This dance activated Ned's power of time travel. With Vene's ninth leg, True's blessing, and Caro's favorite paint, Ned had everything he needed to in order to successfully 'Ned' Tika. Tika, now Ned'd, embraced the BlacKnights. Vanzant started to tell a story about True simping all the females of Gielinor's brothels. IMK chimed in talking about dead British people and how they are related to Bles. Sheli sighed loudly, "the cream cheese tastes like goats and dirty vaginas!" 

 

She screamed and spit in his pantaloons, causing an uncontrollable farting moment. Such raw power - never before seen since before 1999 - caused an earthquake that ruptured the spacetime continuum. Ned will kill Tika unless Dreambasher does -- but neither can. My neighbour Encore decides to instead eat Mike Cera, converting his energy into a full nuclear power plant. Anal probes extend deep into Virgo's badussy, shouting "HOOOOOOYAHHHHH", and causing him the best orgasm since True's blowjob.

 

A mighty blowjob, which can only be summarized as 'Vanuckle's double knuckled scrotum milking technique'! A skill learned through two decades worth of extremely vigorous pain and dedication. However, the real skill would not be getting the cumshot stuck inside the left nostril or the right eye.  It would be the delicate aim that would return the large cumshot to it's rightful place in history.  Tika's massive schnozz once knocked over the Eiffel tower. Kwon started to massage Caro's feet, and salivated heavily over her bunions. She caught him taking selfies with Winston's family, and slapped him with a large hotdog, and then decided to tease him with her fuzzy socks; a perfect distraction. Twisting his nipples counter clockwise to increase the stimulation, Caro laughed maniacally with a sinister look on her second head as she reached behind, grabbing a baddass flaming nipple clamp.  Thinking of how pleasurable and intoxicated Kwon will feel after intense sessions, she crushed his pet, Pete Noob. They mourned Pete but suddenly his ghost appeared singing Bye Bye Bye while wearing an authentic Mexican Sombrero. Suddenly Dickus appeared with 4 rainbow maracas, singing gaily above Trumps great wall before plummeting off

nraLl5G.gif

 

pleasework.gif

 

Spoiler

fWDZKUX.pngv629BYZ.gif

 

2OJwmTS.gif

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
  • Create New...