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Would you pork me?


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ya know there are two types of American white men - the fat inflamed blistering-red pork-juice dripping kind of white men who think they're as charismatic as their more attractive counterparts yet always smell like axe & garlic, have gout / frequent their local seven eleven..., then there are the unassumingly charming white men with human colour skin, visible necks, healthy cholesterol levels and full heads of hair. When I close my eyes and kiss them they smell like sugar cookie and their lips taste like marshmallows... you look like your lips taste like envelope adhesive and bacon bits... you would probably burp slim jim + opression into my mouth... rest assured, that you never have to worry about an unattractive me hassling you for any Facetime. Be gone Elmer Fudd.

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