Frankventura 229 Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 I think this forum still misses a Topic where we can post that Dad joke from outta nowhere and maybe have a good laugh! The objetive of this topic is, you rate the previous Dad joke from 0 to 10 and post another dad joke. I will start: Why did the bike fall? Because it was 2 tired 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
≈Flukejiver 1,185 Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 7/10 What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore 1 Quote Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roofis 157 Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 What’s a snowman’s favorite tool? a snow blower! 1 Quote big roof tempy mine pp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanzant 1,383 Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who? Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who? Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who? Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say Banana? 1 Quote Not sure if you heard. I was leader of The BlacKnights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
≈Vanuckle 2,136 Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pietru 1,231 Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 (edited) Trying to learn the alphabet but I can't get past X, idk why League version: What counters Orianna? Ochris Brown Edited July 7, 2022 by Pietru Quote Tempest Old School ~ Dear You ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kai 294 Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 Not really a dad joke but I always loved the phrase how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Quote Legendz | The Titans | Tempest [Templar Jan & Feb 2023] Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sus 136 Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere! Quote Free Venom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace 632 Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 (edited) My gf just completed a 40 week body building program this morning... It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz. Edited July 7, 2022 by Ace Quote Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pur3 Str0ng2 382 Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 It's 2 fish in an aquarium, one bump the other and says '' Sorrry, my eyes were full of water '' 1 Quote VnG Pur3 / Pur3 str0ng2 / I work high= Vanguard Retired Leader, Tempest OldSchool = = Ex Kissing the Shadows Council / Darkness Awaits Council - Crimson Raiders Moderator - The Rising Elite member= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankventura 229 Posted July 9, 2022 Author Share Posted July 9, 2022 How do you get a squirrel to trust you? Act like DN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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