Where would you hide a body?

[Hex 90]

dig a hole 

[£NewAccount 241]

Disassemble the body parts and put them in a plastic barrel filled with hydrofluoric acid (flesh eating acid), take out the remains (bones, etc). Pulverize the remaining bones or blend it up. Every other day you toss in a teaspoon of your finest bone meal (good calcium) to your meals or protein shake. This is probably the best way to hide all the evidence, by consuming every bit of it. 
 

Spoiler

It's a joke, don't arrest me.

 

[Vanzant 1,380]

Just bury it in the yard and throw some lime on it, problem solved

[Vanzant 1,380]

59 minutes ago, NewAccount said:

Disassemble the body parts and put them in a plastic barrel filled with hydrofluoric acid (flesh eating acid), take out the remains (bones, etc). Pulverize the remaining bones or blend it up. Every other day you toss in a teaspoon of your finest bone meal (good calcium) to your meals or protein shake. This is probably the best way to hide all the evidence, by consuming every bit of it. 
 

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It's a joke, don't arrest me.

 

I dunno that seems like too much work

[Nanne30 324]

1st) turning yourself in is never a option, i rather die than be trapped in a cell.

 

2nd) i would chop it into little pieces and burn it. 

[Pietru 1,231]

8 hours ago, IMK said:

Firstly, you need to get yourself a blast chiller (flash freezing). Commercial units are expensive as fuck but they do make some for home use, but still pretty expensive. You can find a decent one for like $2k. Not a bad price considering it's saving you from going to prison. You need to immediately (before rigor mortis sets in) cut the body into pieces with something extremely clean and sharp and immediately freeze. You want to minimalize blood loss as much as you can. After all of the body pieces have been frozen, use a vacuum sealer (can get one on Amazon for 50 bucks) on each part. Store them in a garage freezer or something for a short while. Then during your usual routes to say, work or a grocery store or somewhere you frequent a lot, keep an eye out for areas where large animals or reptiles might frequent (such as a lake, ocean, or some wooded areas). Once you've found a good dumping ground (safer to find multiple), start dropping a body piece in these areas slowly over a couple weeks time. Once they've thawed, animals will deal with the rest. And in the scenario where the body parts are discovered, the body parts will seem somewhat fresh, which will have authorities looking for recent missing reports and such. Also, be sure to not dump fingers, toes, or teeth.

So where do u put the fingers, toes, and teeth?

[Matrix 22]

Do it like Joe Goldberg in You: through a meat grinder then tossed 

[Morgie 21]

Id bury it in my ex’s yard and blame it on him 

[Sora 56]

I'd incinerate it like I would with @Hatebreeder body.

[@True 2k8 3,223]

On 12/4/2023 at 4:46 PM, IMK said:

Firstly, you need to get yourself a blast chiller (flash freezing). Commercial units are expensive as fuck but they do make some for home use, but still pretty expensive. You can find a decent one for like $2k. Not a bad price considering it's saving you from going to prison. You need to immediately (before rigor mortis sets in) cut the body into pieces with something extremely clean and sharp and immediately freeze. You want to minimalize blood loss as much as you can. After all of the body pieces have been frozen, use a vacuum sealer (can get one on Amazon for 50 bucks) on each part. Store them in a garage freezer or something for a short while. Then during your usual routes to say, work or a grocery store or somewhere you frequent a lot, keep an eye out for areas where large animals or reptiles might frequent (such as a lake, ocean, or some wooded areas). Once you've found a good dumping ground (safer to find multiple), start dropping a body piece in these areas slowly over a couple weeks time. Once they've thawed, animals will deal with the rest. And in the scenario where the body parts are discovered, the body parts will seem somewhat fresh, which will have authorities looking for recent missing reports and such. Also, be sure to not dump fingers, toes, or teeth.

yo what

[Frankventura 228]

Never forget that authorities will look for murder motivations and will probably get to you. You have to build a strong alibi around that death.

 

P.S: I will never tell you, because that body is yet to be found 😂

[Isndar 227]

Creamate it i guess or drown the body into the sea

[Dr3ambash3r 273]

Would probably just go bury them in the desert or something

[IMK 489]

5 hours ago, True 2k8 said:

yo what

What dude

[Robin 372]

6 hours ago, IMK said:

What dude

Blatant disrespect for your solid 10/10 guide