Where would you hide a body?

[Adam_ 1,034]

For whatever reason you've just murdered someone. Turning yourself in isn't an option so where do you hide the body and why ?

 

Hoping to see discussion from experts ( @IMK @Romeo )

[@Brian 2,802]

If you live by the sea surely the best option is dumping it in the ocean. The only issue would be hiring a boat etc will be recorded so if you don't own one already it might not be the best choice.

[@True 2k8 3,223]

Imk’s shed with all of his victims 

[≈Flukejiver 1,183]

grind them up and feed it to pigs

[Pietru 1,231]

We just leave those on the street here in Malta

[pt37 29]

13 minutes ago, Flukejiver said:

grind them up and feed it to pigs

You need to take out the teeth and hair 1st .

You would need around 16 pigs for the average person

[MILAD 204]

beside Waldo

[Howl 946]

probably dumping it in the ocean (make sure to weigh it down though)

[Kai 292]

Doesn't matter FBI gonna get ya

[Ace 632]

Dissolve it in a vat and drain it.

[Robin 372]

Eat it

[IMK 489]

Firstly, you need to get yourself a blast chiller (flash freezing). Commercial units are expensive as fuck but they do make some for home use, but still pretty expensive. You can find a decent one for like $2k. Not a bad price considering it's saving you from going to prison. You need to immediately (before rigor mortis sets in) cut the body into pieces with something extremely clean and sharp and immediately freeze. You want to minimalize blood loss as much as you can. After all of the body pieces have been frozen, use a vacuum sealer (can get one on Amazon for 50 bucks) on each part. Store them in a garage freezer or something for a short while. Then during your usual routes to say, work or a grocery store or somewhere you frequent a lot, keep an eye out for areas where large animals or reptiles might frequent (such as a lake, ocean, or some wooded areas). Once you've found a good dumping ground (safer to find multiple), start dropping a body piece in these areas slowly over a couple weeks time. Once they've thawed, animals will deal with the rest. And in the scenario where the body parts are discovered, the body parts will seem somewhat fresh, which will have authorities looking for recent missing reports and such. Also, be sure to not dump fingers, toes, or teeth.

[Junior 40]

Couple concrete blocks and chuck it into the Ol North Atlantic Ocean 

[≈david 805]

Ocean or chop it up and let pigs eat them or burn it in a furnance 

[Kai 292]

43 minutes ago, Robin said:

Eat it

This. Dahmy