How would you do it? #2

[Melo C 237]

Disposing of a dead body.

If someone asked you "hey i got a body in the trunk i need you to get rid of it!" How the fuck would u do it?

 

Heres how I would do it

First you'd have to take the body out and assuming it's a petite body, someone in shape should be able to drag the body out  and onto the floor

 

Take the clothes off and burn them til they turn to ashe. 


 and lastly bury the body. There's so many places you can do it too! Desert, in a forest, in house development areas, in someone elses land (some people own land that dont fully get around to looking at. Big ole property. Also cut up a few limes to cover up the smell of death a bit you know.

 

For anyone chopping up bodies you are an absolute animal with a great work ethic. That works well when you have access to different tools/animals/places etc etc.

[NeverSober 122]

this offends me

 

[Scumpr 310]

Give em to Joe, He likes them still warm

[Vanzant 1,380]

Like I said I don't share my ways

[Pietru 1,230]

Pretend it's my nan and host a funeral that way the body can be cremated

Edited February 16, 2021 by Pietru

[Amanda 212]

Nah fuck getting caught my ass couldn’t handle prison 

[≈Flukejiver 1,182]

Melo, you are an interesting person.

[Victoria 667]

@The End It’s time for show and tell. I’m sure a lot of people would like to hear your methods.

[Adam_ 1,031]

this real sus ngl bruh

Edited February 16, 2021 by Adam_

[Carolina 728]

wtf is wrong with you??????????????

 

BUT if it was me in this hypothetical scenario, i would take the body and go into the basement. I would dig a hole at least 10 feet deep below the basement floor, put the body in an airtight barrel filled with acid....put that barrel the freshly dug hole. Then pour cement into the hole, cover it all the way up, then get new flooring done on top so it just looks like a normal basement floor.

 

remains will be dissolved in the airtight acid barrel....no scent....no problem... 🙂 unlikely anyone will discover that cement covered barrel 10 feet under the basement floor, and if they do, hopefully all the DNA will be destroyed by the acid barrel anyways so they wont be able to identify the victim 🙂  

Edited February 16, 2021 by Carolina

[≈david 804]

7 minutes ago, Carolina said:

wtf is wrong with you??????????????

 

BUT if it was me in this hypothetical scenario, i would take the body and go into the basement. I would dig a hole at least 10 feet deep below the basement floor, put the body in an airtight barrel filled with acid....put that barrel the freshly dug hole. Then pour cement into the hole, cover it all the way up, then get new flooring done on top so it just looks like a normal basement floor.

 

remains will be dissolved in the airtight acid barrel....no scent....no problem... 🙂 unlikely anyone will discover that cement covered barrel 10 feet under the basement floor, and if they do, hopefully all the DNA will be destroyed by the acid barrel anyways so they wont be able to identify the victim 🙂  

 

I swear caro's been doing this shit irl

[Feeenix 307]

8 minutes ago, Carolina said:

wtf is wrong with you??????????????

 

BUT if it was me in this hypothetical scenario, i would take the body and go into the basement. I would dig a hole at least 10 feet deep below the basement floor, put the body in an airtight barrel filled with acid....put that barrel the freshly dug hole. Then pour cement into the hole, cover it all the way up, then get new flooring done on top so it just looks like a normal basement floor.

 

remains will be dissolved in the airtight acid barrel....no scent....no problem... 🙂 unlikely anyone will discover that cement covered barrel 10 feet under the basement floor, and if they do, hopefully all the DNA will be destroyed by the acid barrel anyways so they wont be able to identify the victim 🙂  

FBI OPEN THE DOOR#!@

 

 

On a srs note. JEESUS WTF WAS THAT!@#?

Edited February 16, 2021 by Feeenix

[Melo C 237]

17 minutes ago, Carolina said:

wtf is wrong with you??????????????

 

BUT if it was me in this hypothetical scenario, i would take the body and go into the basement. I would dig a hole at least 10 feet deep below the basement floor, put the body in an airtight barrel filled with acid....put that barrel the freshly dug hole. Then pour cement into the hole, cover it all the way up, then get new flooring done on top so it just looks like a normal basement floor.

 

remains will be dissolved in the airtight acid barrel....no scent....no problem... 🙂 unlikely anyone will discover that cement covered barrel 10 feet under the basement floor, and if they do, hopefully all the DNA will be destroyed by the acid barrel anyways so they wont be able to identify the victim 🙂  

UR GONNA FUCKING LIVE IN UR HOUSE WITH THE PERSON U KILLED BURIED UNDER YOUR FLOORING LMFAOOOOO

 

NO way are YOU capable of mixing cement
or Digging a 10ft hole

 

 

ALSO there is no way you can carry a body @Carolina

Edited February 16, 2021 by Melo C
because i had to add that caro couldnt carry a dead body

[Stewie 226]

If we all had a plastic suit, no problems, however, not as easy as that.

 

Burning the body is the only real reliable and quick way to get rid of it plus it destoroys any speckle of DNA evidence that may be on it from yourself or any other accomplice. If using a vehicle you need to somehow get the tyres changed after the event as they are able to match tyre tread and size etc. if you happen to dispose of the corpse in an area where impressions can be left, also making sure theres no financial transaction trail from changing the tyres too is needed. Ashes should be collected as best as possible and sieved for not regradable items, which should be dealt with depending on the material they are made from. Basically to stop me rambling here or looking like a fucking lunatic you have to understand tracking and covering your own.

 

I've looked into a few serial killers who have used acids etc. but there are things that can be left with the residue, there was a British serial killer from back in the day, 1960s i think, who used acid and got caught quite easily and he was flushing things down direectly into a sewar, but I'd always go down a burning route because I'm pretty sure it's much quicker than waiting for acid to dissolve bone and flesh.

 

Big tip btw, never have your mobile phone on you when disposing of a body either, as they can pin point you directly to that location using triangulation if your phone is active and connecting to a provider.

 

EDIT: I've seen a lot of serial killer documentaries, I'm aware of how much this makes me look like a fruit loop

Edited February 16, 2021 by Stewie

[Melo C 237]

3 minutes ago, Stewie said:

If we all had a plastic suit, no problems, however, not as easy as that.

 

Burning the body is the only real reliable and quick way to get rid of it plus it destoroys any speckle of DNA evidence that may be on it from yourself or any other accomplice. If using a vehicle you need to somehow get the tyres changed after the event as they are able to match tyre tread and size etc. if you happen to dispose of the corpse in an area where impressions can be left, also making sure theres no financial transaction trail from changing the tyres too is needed. Ashes should be collected as best as possible and sieved for not regradable items, which should be dealt with depending on the material they are made from. Basically to stop me rambling here or looking like a fucking lunatic you have to understand tracking and covering your own.

 

I've looked into a few serial killers who have used acids etc. but there are things that can be left with the residue, there was a British serial killer from back in the day, 1960s i think, who used acid and got caught quite easily and he was flushing things down direectly into a sewar, but I'd always go down a burning route because I'm pretty sure it's much quicker than waiting for acid to dissolve bone and flesh.

 

Big tip btw, never have your mobile phone on you when disposing of a body either, as they can pin point you directly to that location using triangulation if your phone is active and connecting to a provider.

 

EDIT: I've seen a lot of serial killer documentaries, I'm aware of how much this makes me look like a fruit loop

Burning a body though stinks unless you know a guy in the cremating business. The smell of burnt flesh/hair is gross as fuck. Ive heard of people going through the effort of pulling out nails, teeth, chopping up limbs and scattering them about everywhere.