Wise Counsel 86 Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 (edited) . Edited May 25, 2021 by Wise Counsel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@True 2k8 3,223 Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 WTF lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feeenix 307 Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 (edited) holy SHITTTTTTTTTT , tbh it has been pretty normal for me Dating-relationship wise... Edited March 31, 2021 by Feeenix Quote \_________________________________________________________________________/ /¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯\ Always underrated , never dominated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Man 1,347 Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 First. Sorry for the way I wrote this. Writing it this way I'm really embarrassed by all this and it was the only way I could convince myself that I could post it, even anonymously. Just bear with me, okay? This starts in a stupid, embarrassing way. I’m 29, but my doc decides he wants to do a prostate exam during my physical. (Quick question - isn’t that like twenty years early?) Okay. So he pushes in and it is the first time anyone’s ever been in there. Like ever. And two things happen within three seconds: I get idiotically, you-could-bend-a-steel-bar-around-my-dick, stupid hard. And I groan. Involuntarily and explosively and horrifically. My doctor laughed his ass off. I mean laughed, and told me it was okay. “Really,” he says. “It’s pretty common” he says. But his face tells me it’s not that common. Dutifully, I went to Reddit and looked this shit up. Reddit fucking loves it some straight guys getting off on their prostate. “So okay,” I say to myself, “let’s buy a fucking drumstick and do this thing.” So I go to a music store and buy a pair of drumsticks, talking incessantly about what a goddamn professional drummer I am, and how fucking necessary it is for me to own some drumsticks right then, as if the guy behind the counter could see into my soul, perfectly aware that I was going to shove one of those sticks right up my ass when I got home. I knew. He knew. The guy driving the bus knew. The drumsticks sat in that bag like the fucking One Ring, bending space around it. I had guilty secrets, stolen form the Gods, and I was going to fuck myself with them. So I get home and I do all the stuff. Lube, stick, push, feel, POW. Shit like cum, but not cum, some kind of watery fluid slips out of me in a big knot and feels fucking magnificent. Right out of the tip of my purple-tipped cock. (Another question. Purple tip. Normal when super-hard? Or am I going to give myself a blood clot or something? This is new for me.) It keeps coming, and the feeling gets better and better. I stop jerking off. (Oh, another note: I was jerking off.) My face gets hot. I realize I’m blushing. My chest blushes, too. That’s new. All my muscles tense up under my skin. They’re probably fucking blushing by now, too. I’m a big, red, purple dicked, autoerotic machine, pounding this drumstick into my ass while my GF is at work, feeling like a fucking idiot. My balls get this frozen cold sensation, and grip up into me, terrified of what’s about to happen (I would assume). At which point I actually, literally, honest-to-god it’s apparently not just a stupid phrase, see goddamn stars. Little colored lights. My head rushes. I cum so hard I actually scream. Not like a girl, I scream like an extra in 300. I scream like someone lifting a Buick over their head. Long story short it was the best orgasm of my life. And later that night, I had sex with my GF and the comparison was... I mean she’s sexy and wonderful and we have(had?) great sex, best so far, she’s awesome, but it didn’t compare. Next day, more drumstick. This time with porn. Porn gets shut off ten minutes in. I don’t need anything else. I’m a fucking prostate monk, austere in my faith. More sex with GF. She knows something’s up. Maybe not “I FOUND OUT MY BF IS FUCKING HIMSELF WITH SURPLUS MUSICAL EQUIPMENT REDDIT WHAT DO I DO?” up, but she knows. I keep the drumsticks on the nightstand like the fucking purloined letter. I say they’re for her. But I can kind of tell she’s not buying it. She knows I’m not as enthusiastic about sex. Fast forward three months. By now I’ve graduated to a full-on cock-shaped dildo stuck to the bedroom wall. Ass up, head down, biting a pillow. Believe me, I don’t get this either. Why cock shaped? Because I wanted something thicker and I figured if I was going to be fucking myself on a daily basis, I might as well get over any lingering homophobia that might be clinging to my soul. Okay, serious time. I’m not gay. I’m not Bi, either. I also don’t think there’s anything wrong with being either. In fact, it would be super convenient if I were Gay, because then I could tell my GF that I’m gay, and get fucked on a regular basis. I don’t know what to do about this. GF tries to seduce me a few times a week and I go along with it. She cums... and so do I, but it’s not fun for me. I lost interest in her. It takes me forever to cum. No, using a plug doesn’t do it. It has to be an “in out” motion, not just a brick in my rectum. No, my GF wouldn’t peg me if I asked her about it. I brought it up, hypothetically, in terms of “something I found on Reddit.” Her reaction was not promising. I’m not going to say she’s homophobic or anything, but she has very traditional views of what men and women are supposed to be like, and writhing like a demon while a huge cock slides up into your hole is not what the man is supposed to do - so she says, anyway. And the problem is also that I just don’t want to fuck her anymore. I want to be fucked. And even though I’m not attracted to men, I’ve considered breaking up with her (first, obviously, no cheat-o) and hooking up with guys. But even that isn’t something I want to do, because I love her (we’ve been together for almost a year) and I love being with her. Just not “BEING WITH” her. So, Reddit. What do I do? I want to be a normal boyfriend. But I also can't deny that I am sexually oriented to being fucked, and not fucking. I cum without touching myself. I don't even WANT to touch myself. Doesn't that mean something obvious? Suddenly occurred to me: if being gay is genetic, could I be physiologically gay but psychologically straight? TLDR; DISREGARD THAT, I FUCK (artificial) COCKS. 1 Quote [32,900,047] Wee Man#0028 | @ZybezWeeMan | Wee Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
≈Flukejiver 1,183 Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 25 minutes ago, true said: WTF lol Quote Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wise Counsel 86 Posted March 31, 2021 Author Share Posted March 31, 2021 (edited) 24 minutes ago, Wee Man said: TLDR; DISREGARD THAT, I FUCK (artificial) COCKS. Wow. Edited March 31, 2021 by Wise Counsel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley 285 Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 Holy shit that’s actually insane, sorry you had to deal with that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickus 779 Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 Stuck your dick in crazy brother Quote The Titans Officer Ronin PK Leader Tempy Legend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim 125 Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 holy fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie 226 Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 28 minutes ago, Wee Man said: TLDR; DISREGARD THAT, I FUCK (artificial) COCKS. What in the actual fuck did i just read Quote Please expand for maximum vomit 12th April 2021 24th April 2021 12th May 2021 TRWF PK Leader ¦ Legends Never Die Leader ¦ Clan Envy Warlord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Man 1,347 Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 1 minute ago, Stewie said: What in the actual fuck did i just read ?? my story wtf Quote [32,900,047] Wee Man#0028 | @ZybezWeeMan | Wee Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanzant 1,380 Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 Looks like I'll have quite the read later Quote Not sure if you heard. I was leader of The BlacKnights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie 226 Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 3 minutes ago, Wee Man said: ?? my story wtf You've ruined my dinner Quote Please expand for maximum vomit 12th April 2021 24th April 2021 12th May 2021 TRWF PK Leader ¦ Legends Never Die Leader ¦ Clan Envy Warlord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickus 779 Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 7 minutes ago, Stewie said: You've ruined my dinner Give em steel lad 1 Quote The Titans Officer Ronin PK Leader Tempy Legend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danex 460 Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 Sometimes when I’m alone at night I like to take the flesh and put it around my vv and pretend that I have a cumy… since daddy left. I don’t remember much from before daddy left. I remember him saying, “don’t you touch that hose or i’ll cut it off you little shit,” whenever I’d plat with the pale gardening hose. I only think he ever needed to turn it off once. I don’t actually think I’ve ever seen a vv before, but Daddy did show me his cumy for the demonstrations, so I know what that looks like and I don’t got one. The demonstrations were fun, daddy told me they were, but sometimes it hurt, really really bad hurt. The hurt was fine, though, I needed to do the demonstrations or I’ll die, daddy told me. I’m glad daddy’s gone. I don’t know why. I was told to be glad. I’m glad 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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