Storytime

[Wee Man 1,348]

One of the best things to come out of all our AMAs are some hilarious/interesting stories that have never seen the light of day. I reckon you fellas should share some dumb shit that's happened in your clans over the years to entertain us all. Here's one I posted a couple of years ago: 

 

 

Edited March 20, 2023 by Wee Man

[@True 2k8 3,223]

someone currently in tempest quit cr in 2009 and unironically changed their name to overflow98

[Isndar 227]

I like reading in those threads from well known RSN

I'm surprised the Crash War was still ongoing even in OSRS after EOC happened.

[Adam_ 1,034]

Dr destiny claiming we were missing someone getting ready to go hit another clan so Ned does rolecall for entire ts channel just to realize we werent missing anyone is a recent classic 

[Wee Man 1,348]

Just now, Adam_ said:

Dr destiny claiming we were missing someone getting ready to go hit another clan so Ned does rolecall for entire ts channel just to realize we werent missing anyone is a recent classic 

LMFAO

[Kai 292]

This is not 16 y/o me in early 09 getting K0'd and rage quitting in CWA.

[Howl 946]

[Wee Man 1,348]

26 minutes ago, Howl said:

A classic one.

[alice 317]

i got nothing other daviddamage moaning that nobody respected/liked him as leader and stepping down and many edating situations... oh and a couple situations i cant speak of publically

Edited March 20, 2023 by alice

[Wee Man 1,348]

21 minutes ago, alice said:

i got nothing other daviddamage moaning that nobody respected/liked him as leader and stepping down and many edating situations... oh and a couple situations i cant speak of publically

Yes you can. Time has passed. Spill the beans idiot.

[Tika191 1,099]

@dnd5 and i losing +1s b2b to DR in 2020 rev caves but @dnd5 claimed he got a plus 1 off DR which is why he lost his own, and no one questioned it

[bomb 145]

getting kicked from RJ for crashing as an official and them losing 3/4 of their member base within the next 2-3 days was a pretty good one

 

fm11 telling people he was a biochemistry major and mcdonalds gm making 150k a year while going to a community college (I think?) and working the drive thru (nothing wrong with that at all, but his story was great) was fire too

 

the ham tits

 

dragonwood terrorizing the smaller clan world with hackforums booters and sqli was pretty interesting and equally retarded/funny

 

 

[Robin 372]

Love storys

[Pietru 1,231]

I lost FSK the 20v20 jcup vs DI by getting completely 1 ticked when it was like 15v15 (overheads were on), good times

[alice 317]

5 hours ago, Wee Man said:

Yes you can. Time has passed. Spill the beans idiot.

okok

 

when asc opened on osrs there was an unnamed person that was trying to edate one of our officials. We caught wind of this after he threatened to self harm if she wouldn't talk to him and she wanted to cut contacts as she was rightfully weirded out. We had a list of all accounts we had access to and it just so happens that unnamed persons account was on our list AND they just so happened to come into about 100-150m of GP (probs when it was like $1-2/m) i dont think we ever checked the gp prices however lets just say that the GP swiftly was removed from the guys account and our staff member was left alone from there on out. I also got 90 prayer around that time but im not sure if they were linked..

 

VR I can only think of death troll singing to another vr member and me just awkwardly sitting there muted third wheeling not being sure what to do with this information

 

FF There wasn't much juicy stuff but this clip was fucking hillarious looking back on it, shows tika isn't the only guy that sometimes struggles with instructions...

 

 

FSK has to be when SPLODGE (warlord or council) got kicked for a 50m football bet he sarcastically made against Carl (maybe high council idk), his team lost and splodge laughed when being asked to give carl 50m and then he got kicked from the staff team and the clan...