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I Kill Batty

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  1. I Kill Batty

    Warzone

    rarely too many sweaty kids emerged during covid, so it's extra competitive now.
  2. Made some decent money, don't have any invested at the moment, waiting for the next crash.
  3. 90% of my customers deserve it, but I only troll about 75%, I am a merciful asshole
  4. Fucking big gains cya med level unit
  5. Prime DS Rune Raiders or The Runescape Warhunger Federation
  6. Holy fuck huge plays bro
  7. Seen it at my highschool, if I happened to be behind it I would just push one aside and tell em fuck out my way faggot and they wouldn't try to do anything.
  8. oof all that time and you still don't meet tempy reqs
  9. Was a fun scrap, super enjoyable for tempy
  10. Oof where to begin, I guess I'll do the 2 areas I'm most toxic lmao Work: Those snobby customers I troll at work, the attitude I give them, the way I call them out for being inept as openly as I can, the fact sheet I made for FAQs to hand to customers that pretty says stop wasting my fucking time, the way I intentionally lift and go to physically hand customers nearly a hundred pounds in merchandise knowing full well they can't lift it just because they were snobby about it when they asked, multitasking without even making eye contact to the stuck up customers who want my full attention just to treat their questions and requests as insignificant, the way I intentionally pit customers against each other at work, when I am supposed to be typing stuff on the computer for a customer but I am also giving them the death glare in the eyes as I type and they get freaked out and accuse me of not typing when I am, the way that I deal with customer complaints (90% old people complaints) I just called them buddy excessively and then turn their whole complaint around on them or respond with an obscene amount of sarcasm, the way I block peoples numbers on the store phone for any amount of stupidity/time waste they cause me. Whole shit's sloppy but tl;dr I'm just savagely trolling at work all day, but I know what I'm talking about 99.9999999999999999% of them time, so I can never be wrong or cross the point where I can be reprimanded for it because anything I'm trolling about has always been the customers fault, because they're rrrrreeeeeeeeeeeetarrds Road: Trolling shitty drivers on the road and all the out of state freaks(#BigTourismArea), getting ready to hop out the whip and throw some hands anytime people try to be aggressive with their driving, keeping throwables in my passenger seat for when dipshits try to pull up, last week some retard kept trying to race every single vehicle he drove past being super aggressive so I merged into his lane at the end to force him off the road, slamming breaks for tailgaters and light flickers, catching up to people who honk at me at red lights and popping out the car asking what it was like though and watching them cower in their vehicles, running the yellow frequently, squeezing my car into awkward spots parking directly next to and door to door with people who double park in prime parking areas so they can't get in their car properly, pulling back in front of people who cut me off and cut them off and put the car in a full stop.
  11. Damn they are so useful but I just cba on those
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