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To start things off I knew it was time to use the last of my recoils. I needed to take down the level 13 Mourner from Biohazard. Once I found him discreetly tucked away in his basement, the battle was underway. He tried relentlessly to win by injecting me with his weapon of choice, an Ardougne-19 booster shot. He yelled at me throughout our encounter, urging that his needle was both safe and effective. He argued that blood clots, cancers, and sudden cardiac arrest were rare side effects. And... With this booster, I would be protected from Ardy plague variant 16 of 167 which was in circulation 2 years ago. Howeverrrrrrr! I told him I was from Varrock, the land of freedom, I rejected his mandate with the quickness. Once Biohazard was out of the way the door would be opened for our first achievement diary. Oh.. Yea. At the end of the quest... I found out the gas mask I was required to wear (for the length of my adventure,) was completely useless... Crazy. 👀 Next on my list would be the digsite. This would give me over 15k mining experience and would allow me to train slayer later. Unfortunately, I needed 10 herb to complete it which is not a light task for a level 3 UIM. We needed to steal sum guams. After a good while it was done and time to attempt the digsite....... This was a huge achievement and one big step to 750 total which will come in handy down the road. Once the digsite was done I could clean fossils for a quick few levels in the slayer field. Not many level 3s have slayer experience, pushing me all the way to rank 4k in the fancy account builds highscores. Also thanks to completing Biohazard I was able to get me a free unlimited teleport to ardyyy via the diaries. After all this, I needed to get my farming up desperately. So I browsed the quest list for any possibilities. The one that caught my eye was the Garden of Death (10k farm xp) The only problem was I would have to avoid getting 1 shot by nearby lizardmen. But fate smiled graciously on me this day!

After grinding to 65 Hunter I realized it would be a slight hassle for me to maintain an abundance of Imp Jars. So, I decided I may as well spend an ungodly amount of time grinding to 75 Hunter. This way I could barehand magpie. I really wanted to experience the insanity of what I was trying to achieve. Once I reached 75 Hunter - my true journey began. I had no idea how long it would take to get a recoil drop. It's 1/21 but after an entire day of hunting imps, I finally landed the big one. Now I could finally attempt the Grand Master quest Druidic Ritual Finally, I completed this task and I can reeeeeevaluate my life.

I found my old level 3 uim, needlessly to say.... I did what any sane person would do... I decided to undergo ridiculously long and tedious grinds to create a 10hp account that can't use a bank. My first goal: Unlock herblore. To do that, I need a ring of recoil which is obtainable through magpies at 65 Hunter.

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