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IMK

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  1. kfc is bottom of the barrel food in the US, so no. prob decent in UK tho
  2. What has been your worst experience on a work enviorment? Can't really say I've had anything that could constitute a ranking of "worst experience". Some days are shit with people on vacation or hella workloads, but nothing really bothers me too much. What is the worst thing you have seen on the office? Probably when they put Dwight's desk in the bathroom Has your boss or someone ever given you a hard time at work? Not really. Not to my face anyway What would it take you to quit your job? If I get passed up on a promotion again Are you happy with your Job? Not really. Pays the bills but I don't see it as a career at the moment. What do you like about your job? Good mix of physical labor and computer work. Best thing that has ever happened to you at work? When I get to go home Are you friends with your co workers or do you try to avoid them? I consider myself on good terms with just about everyone at work. Talk a fair bit on the job but I prefer not to talk too much with em outside of work.
  3. This hurts to say... But I'm going to say the British. They're easier to bully and make fun of (slightly higher IQ than pures so they can somewhat understand what insults I'm using) and slightly less annoying than ironmen since Brits are most annoying in verbal communication, but ironmen are retarded in all forms
  4. Most people in this clan are from the US, and the US is far too large and diverse (in every aspect) for there to be a definitive answer. Where I live housing prices are at an all time high, home and flood insurance are at an all time high, and HOAs/COAs/POAs are everywhere and their fees are at an all time high. Whereas someone from bumfuck nowhere in Nebraska might have quite a different situation. There's literally no point in buying a home here, at least for me. I'd spend 3x the amount I spend on rent and the whole thing could be gone next hurricane season.
  5. Nah tastes like shit. People just like being drunk and it's easier to down than straight alcohol.
  6. - undo whatever caused inventory clicking to be much worse than it was like 2-3 years ago (constant dead clicks, items dragging instead of being used/equipped, etc) - go back and make jagex never bring out rev caves - remove all "failing" mechanics in certain skills (agility, thieving, hunter, etc) and adjust exp rates accordingly - force everyone to play on fixed mode - remove tick manipulation skill methods
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    CFB Bowl Picks

    NCAA is owned and operated by the SEC, don't bother watching it or consuming it. You'll be doing yourself a favor
  8. Firstly, you need to get yourself a blast chiller (flash freezing). Commercial units are expensive as fuck but they do make some for home use, but still pretty expensive. You can find a decent one for like $2k. Not a bad price considering it's saving you from going to prison. You need to immediately (before rigor mortis sets in) cut the body into pieces with something extremely clean and sharp and immediately freeze. You want to minimalize blood loss as much as you can. After all of the body pieces have been frozen, use a vacuum sealer (can get one on Amazon for 50 bucks) on each part. Store them in a garage freezer or something for a short while. Then during your usual routes to say, work or a grocery store or somewhere you frequent a lot, keep an eye out for areas where large animals or reptiles might frequent (such as a lake, ocean, or some wooded areas). Once you've found a good dumping ground (safer to find multiple), start dropping a body piece in these areas slowly over a couple weeks time. Once they've thawed, animals will deal with the rest. And in the scenario where the body parts are discovered, the body parts will seem somewhat fresh, which will have authorities looking for recent missing reports and such. Also, be sure to not dump fingers, toes, or teeth.
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    Tobacco products

    No, I'm an adult Yeah, used to smoke cigarettes/black & milds when I was 15-16. I quit because I grew up
  10. 1 min if it's for a sandwich but if I'm just throwing some butter on that girl I'm frying her up nice to a good 2:30
  11. Are there even 10 clans still open lol
  12. Like once a week or so. Sometimes more, sometimes less.
  13. wow congrats dude, really, that's very cool. i just told everyone in my family about it, everybody thinks that's very impressive and asked me to congratulate you. they want to speak to you in person, if possible, to give you their regards. they also said they will tell our distant relatives in christmas supper and in NYE they will ignite fireworks that spell your name. i also told about this enormous deed to closer relatives, they had the same reaction. they asked for your address so they can send congratulatory cards and messages. my friends didn't believe me when i told them i knew the author of this gigantic feat, really, they were dumbstruck, they said they will make your name echo through years and years to come. when my neighbour found out about what you did, he was completely dumbstruck too, he wanted to know who you are and he asked (if you have the time, of course) if you could stop by to receive gifts, congratulations and handshakes. with the spreading of the news, a powerful businessman of the area decided to hire you as the CEO of his company because of this tremendous feat and at the same time an important international shareholder wants to sponsor you to give speeches and teach everybody how to do as you did so the world becomes a better place. you have become famous not only here but also everywhere, everybody knows who you are. the news spread really fast and mayors of all cities are setting up porticos, ballons, colossal boom speakers, anything that can make your name stand out more and see which city can congratulate you the hardest for this magnificent feat. here in my city, all the streets will be renamed after you beginning at the next mayoral term. a lot of countries that frowned upon ours, now, thanks to your deed, see us as a role model, a new hope. the lucky people who know about you say "hey, that guy is my compatriot!" and everybody shouts immediately after them "YES, YES, YES! yours is a good country". thanks to that, tourism has exploded, everybody came here thanks to you, the inflow of international currency was huge, making our stockmarket take off and making our country the pillar for the solution of internation economic crisis. thanks to that, we are seen as role models, and we have surpassed the US and become the richest and most powerful nation in the world. all the logging companies were very moved by your deed and collectively decided to stop deforesting the tropical rainforests so the human race can thrive in this planet more and more. the worldwide chaos due to the election of donald trump in the usa has ceased due to the fact that they are no longer the most powerful nation in the world. the Pope has sent his preachers all over the world to speak of your name and your deeds so you work is known by every creature that walks on the surface of this planet. also, because of you, the scientists at CERN have decided to stop experimenting with the large hadron collider, since the origins of the universe don't matter anymore comparing to the magnitude of your feat. the Mayans came back from the Andromeda galaxy and said you were the reason they decided to let us live beyond the year 2012. your feat was so incredible it ejected the alpha celestial body that was inhabiting the earth's orbit and threatening to destroy it. because of you, Akira Toryama decided to continue the dragon ball sagas, this time with a character in your honor. every tv show host, at the end of their show, now sends greetings to the whole country and one specially to you. keep on alway being this wonderful, hard working, beautiful, inspiring, manificent, good spirited, creative etc. person and always keep on doing stuff life this. Kept it up dude, and the world will be more and more a better place to live
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