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  1. The green M&M has spent decades building her brand as a horny, sexy bitch, and for what? For her creators to give her Larry David footwear in the name of feminism? For Mars Wrigley to give themselves pats on the back and big fat fucking raises at the next corporate retreat in Palo Alto? Guess what: the green M&M is a feminist, and she’s a dirty slut. We are real, and we exist, and we refuse to tolerate this disgusting attempt at erasure. We are given so little, and we have tolerated so much. Let the green M&M keep her go-go boots. Let her get blackout and suck dick in the bathroom at Acme on a Wednesday. This is what we want. This is what we deserve. This is what she deserves.

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    2. Brian
    3. Matt Robbin

      Matt Robbin

      The brown M&M’s heels have been lowered to a more sensible Alexis Neiers-esque kitten heel, while the green M&M’s signature go-go boots have been swapped out for non-descript white sneakers, the kind that Melanie Griffith’s character in Working Girl changes into at her desk to signal she’s a Girlboss with a head for business and a bod for sin. Let the river run, ladies!

    4. Pietru

      Pietru

      What the fuck

  2. 01[05:47] <Slaughter17> id push you up against the wall, and start to kiss on ur neck [05:48] <CandyClouds> i'd kiss you back, making out with you 01[05:49] <Slaughter17> id start to rub my hands along ur back, kissin you still on the neck, 01[05:49] <Slaughter17> than kissing you slowly towards the center of ur chest 01[05:50] <Slaughter17> id take ur shirt off, kissing you on ur belly 01[05:50] <Slaughter17> and up towards your breast as i removed your bra [05:51] <CandyClouds> i'd push you back towards the bed, kissing you as i straddle your lap [05:51] <CandyClouds> grinding against you, feeling your cock getting harder in your pants 01[05:54] <Slaughter17> id be turned on by you grinding against me, id be getting harder, as you grinded against me 01[05:55] <Slaughter17> wanting to see the rest of your body without clothes on 01[05:55] <Slaughter17> id take your pants off slowly 01[05:56] <Slaughter17> than as i pulled them down, is kiss along ur legs up and on ur inner thighs 01[05:56] <Slaughter17> than id take your panties off slowly with my teeth [05:57]

  3. You guys done bitching about scripts and shit on open? We are in the year 2021 where we have fucking cars that drive themselves. Of course people are gonna make scripts that do shit for you on a Java based game made in God damn 2006.

    1. Vanzant

      Vanzant

      I play mobile 📱 lol xd

    2. Brian

      @Brian

      @Adam_ stop this shit.  You show up, say something, and if someone takes exception of it, you go all "woe is me" and act like a child over it and expect people to feel pity or sympathy for you.  Be an adult.  If you're going to spew a perspective to a room, be prepared to defend yourself or stand up for your position and understand that not everyone is going to agree with it.
      Don't feel like you need to vanish into the shadows just because someone disagrees with you.

    3. Lavigne

      Lavigne

      @Adam_ stop this shit.  You show up, say something, and if someone takes exception of it, you go all "woe is me" and act like a child over it and expect people to feel pity or sympathy for you.  Be an adult.  If you're going to spew a perspective to a room, be prepared to defend yourself or stand up for your position and understand that not everyone is going to agree with it.
      Don't feel like you need to vanish into the shadows just because someone disagrees with you.

  4. lejit do not think di has ever lost 

  5. after kicking phil, giesius, its tom, donald 2534 and george 8d surely df doesnt have a spy anymore right..? 

    1. Victor

      Victor

      ppl using spies on 2023 is fucking weird...

    2. Pietru

      Pietru

      Looks spy free to me guys

  6. Clanning fun fact: Vanuckle spied on EH for Brian for over a year and it was never exposed until Trevor got drunk on ts and told us.

    1. poopkid
    2. Nanne30

      Nanne30

      i spied on a clan as well and it got closed lmfao

  7. Clanning fun fact: At 57, Dave is the oldest living clan leader on OSRS 

    1. True 2k8

      @True 2k8

      BRIAN IS OLDER THAN ME

    2. Pietru

      Pietru

      Since Ned is a robot he is technically ageless what is ur opinion about this ?

  8. Clanning fun fact: Divine Forces 2022 meetup could not be hosted near school zones 

    1. Sir Severed

      £Sir Severed

      heard there was a monkeypox outbreak shortly after

    2. Pietru

      Pietru

      Can we get more clanning fun facts

  9. Clanning fun fact: we have both the oldest (dave, imk, val) and shortest (steikas, pete, wee man) members of any clan!

  10. quiet down thank you noob

    1. Daniela
    2. Adam_

      Adam_

      pipe down noob 

  11. ❤¸.•""•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•""•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•""•. ¸❤ Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know... If you get back 5 you're beautiful. .. ❤¸.•""•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•""•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•""•. ¸❤

    1. Ssj

      Ssj

      WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or im sorry WARNING IF YOU STOP READING YOU WILL DIE TONIGHT. Hi I'm Mike. I'm 11 years old but I'm dead now. I had no friends... If you do not post this to 20 pictures you will die tonight at exactly 11:59pm.DON'T BELIEVE ME?A guy named Jake read this and laughedlater that night I took a knife from his kitchen and stabbed him to death. You don't wanna be Jake do you?A girl named Sandra posted it to only 10 pictures SILLY GIRL SHE'S ONLY 11 BUT OH WELL. That day she saw me and ran to her grandma's house... She asked her could she use her bathroom...but guess what i was already thereShe's now in a comaA smart guy named Phil read this and posted it to 20 pictures because he was scared... The next morning he won the lotteryAnd his girlfriend accepted his marriage.0 Pictures- Death10 Pics- A Coma20- pics something good will happen

    2. Lavigne

      Lavigne

      Nigga what our level of boomer has limits surely.

  12. looking forward to having those fights every weekend now thanks ned! 

    1. Brian
    2. dwg

      dwg

      Ned = 😡 = weekly fights 

       

      stay mad ned

  13. missing bill clinton rn 

    1. dnd5

      dnd5

      free bill clinton free la hire

    2. Brian
  14. pls for the love of god stfu

  15. just giving @inf` @inf'a ping 

    1. Adam_

      Adam_

      not sure this works actually pls fix 

  16. miss olde nite 

    1. Vanzant

      Vanzant

      I miss the old nite

  17. So you're telling me DF turned 18 and Murray lost interest lol ? Weird 

    1. Daniela

      Daniela

      haha yes good one Adam😄🤪🤯

  18. Ur not getting in 

  19. ❤¸.•""•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•""•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•""•. ¸❤ Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know... If you get back 5 you're beautiful. .. ❤¸.•""•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•""•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•""•. ¸❤

    1. Ssj

      Ssj

      WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or im sorry WARNING IF YOU STOP READING YOU WILL DIE TONIGHT. Hi I'm Mike. I'm 11 years old but I'm dead now. I had no friends... If you do not post this to 20 pictures you will die tonight at exactly 11:59pm.DON'T BELIEVE ME?A guy named Jake read this and laughedlater that night I took a knife from his kitchen and stabbed him to death. You don't wanna be Jake do you?A girl named Sandra posted it to only 10 pictures SILLY GIRL SHE'S ONLY 11 BUT OH WELL. That day she saw me and ran to her grandma's house... She asked her could she use her bathroom...but guess what i was already thereShe's now in a comaA smart guy named Phil read this and posted it to 20 pictures because he was scared... The next morning he won the lotteryAnd his girlfriend accepted his marriage.0 Pictures- Death10 Pics- A Coma20- pics something good will happen

  20. ❤¸.•""•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•""•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•""•. ¸❤ Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know... If you get back 5 you're beautiful. .. ❤¸.•""•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•""•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•""•. ¸❤

    1. Ssj

      Ssj

      WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or im sorry WARNING IF YOU STOP READING YOU WILL DIE TONIGHT. Hi I'm Mike. I'm 11 years old but I'm dead now. I had no friends... If you do not post this to 20 pictures you will die tonight at exactly 11:59pm.DON'T BELIEVE ME?A guy named Jake read this and laughedlater that night I took a knife from his kitchen and stabbed him to death. You don't wanna be Jake do you?A girl named Sandra posted it to only 10 pictures SILLY GIRL SHE'S ONLY 11 BUT OH WELL. That day she saw me and ran to her grandma's house... She asked her could she use her bathroom...but guess what i was already thereShe's now in a comaA smart guy named Phil read this and posted it to 20 pictures because he was scared... The next morning he won the lotteryAnd his girlfriend accepted his marriage.0 Pictures- Death10 Pics- A Coma20- pics something good will happen

  21. ❤¸.•""•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•""•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•""•. ¸❤ Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know... If you get back 5 you're beautiful. .. ❤¸.•""•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•""•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•""•. ¸❤

    1. Ssj

      Ssj

      WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or im sorry WARNING IF YOU STOP READING YOU WILL DIE TONIGHT. Hi I'm Mike. I'm 11 years old but I'm dead now. I had no friends... If you do not post this to 20 pictures you will die tonight at exactly 11:59pm.DON'T BELIEVE ME?A guy named Jake read this and laughedlater that night I took a knife from his kitchen and stabbed him to death. You don't wanna be Jake do you?A girl named Sandra posted it to only 10 pictures SILLY GIRL SHE'S ONLY 11 BUT OH WELL. That day she saw me and ran to her grandma's house... She asked her could she use her bathroom...but guess what i was already thereShe's now in a comaA smart guy named Phil read this and posted it to 20 pictures because he was scared... The next morning he won the lotteryAnd his girlfriend accepted his marriage.0 Pictures- Death10 Pics- A Coma20- pics something good will happen

  22. ❤¸.•""•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•""•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•""•. ¸❤ Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know... If you get back 5 you're beautiful. .. ❤¸.•""•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•""•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•""•. ¸❤

    1. Ssj

      Ssj

      WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or im sorry WARNING IF YOU STOP READING YOU WILL DIE TONIGHT. Hi I'm Mike. I'm 11 years old but I'm dead now. I had no friends... If you do not post this to 20 pictures you will die tonight at exactly 11:59pm.DON'T BELIEVE ME?A guy named Jake read this and laughedlater that night I took a knife from his kitchen and stabbed him to death. You don't wanna be Jake do you?A girl named Sandra posted it to only 10 pictures SILLY GIRL SHE'S ONLY 11 BUT OH WELL. That day she saw me and ran to her grandma's house... She asked her could she use her bathroom...but guess what i was already thereShe's now in a comaA smart guy named Phil read this and posted it to 20 pictures because he was scared... The next morning he won the lotteryAnd his girlfriend accepted his marriage.0 Pictures- Death10 Pics- A Coma20- pics something good will happen

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