IMK

DF has never ddosed anyone or anything since I've been apart of the leadership (early 2012). Can't speak for the years before me as I was not apart of it.

Pretty weird and random. It's a shame that we lost Quincy in all of that mess. Hotter it is, the faster decomposition starts. So you can do the math.

Didn't really care personally, plenty of people lie on the internet. Found it a bit weird though since she had a few relationships with men half her age. When I first joined Exodus, yes. But once he retired all of his positive attributes went out of the window and he was never the same guy again. I've lost count, but I'd say around 20 or so. I'm an amateur Steve Irwin.

DK - Meeting some of my oldest friends that I still talk to this day. Exo - Showing me what a real clan should be (in comparison to DK anyway) RJ - Seeing first hand how easy a clan can rise and then crumble DF - Being apart of a clan's legacy that will probably outlive all clans in the game 10 hour fight vs CR that got featured by Jagex on some blog post. Very charismatic dude and knows how to gather people who don't really know what they're doing and show them the ropes. People can joke about the dude all they want, and granted a lot of it is warranted, but Derek and people like him are responsible for a lot of prime clanners making their way into the scene. He's a necessary evil I guess you could say. I'd rather not incriminate myself on a public website. I guess a more lighthearted one would be crashing CR on a bunch of Exo spares that had near identical RSNs to our mains knowing CR wouldn't crash us back. Pretty shit, but it's been far worse many times. So I don't really complain too much about it. A lot of people and they've all had their strengths and weaknesses. I'd say I've been led by more bad leaders than good ones though. Probably the lineup we had in DF in 2014-2016. Me/Sem/Lovelost/t2k8/Lil David/etc. DK - Derek Exo - Rodm1107 RJ - Duvasio DF - Pkbros O Early on / Lil David mid stint / Rene current era They'll pour fuel on the fire and we will all burn together in the fame of controversy

Greetings. My name is IMK. I felt like watching the world burn so I decided to finally accept to do one of these things. Non-RS: Pretty normal dude. I'm like 250 years old. Probably to blame for half of the 'Florida Man' headlines out there. I like watching tv shows, (american) sports, keeping up with politics, and killing people on videogames. Pre-Clanning: Started RS in 2004/2005 or so. Got into PvP right away (mostly just edge/single PKing) and spent a long time as an outsider looking in on the clanning scene (mostly from lurking RSC & Tip.it). Didn't start putting a lot of time into RS until about 2007 when I had more free time. By the time I did, the wilderness had been removed. So I started doing a bit of BH when it came out which is where I met Gotenks 2322 (DK Derek) who invited me to his clan. Clans: Divine Kings (December 2007 - April 2009) [Advisor, Warlord] - I rolled with DK through BH, CWA (mostly W141), and into PvP worlds. I ended up becoming quite upset with how DK was ran and tried several times to legitimize the clan (application process, no multi-clanning, closed cc, etc). It went decent for a while but certain DK officials (people like Derek, Ktv, Streetboy etc) weren't pleased with only pulling 40-50 and decided an open cc of 70-80 was preferrable. Soon after Derek went MIA for awhile and we closed the clan while he was gone. The very first time DK closed, but definitely not the last. Exodus (April 2009 - June 2010) [Council, Officer] - I ended up in Exodus about a week after DK. It was a big change in just about every aspect. I loved my time in the clan and met a ton of great people. But the clan was rife with internal issues. It got to the point where one such issue (an e-dating scandal involving our leader) had completely splintered the clan. Members began to leave over this and I offered a solution to kick the female member that was causing 90% of the issues. Sadly some of the officials disagreed and kept her. She eventually left on her own but the damage had already been done and we lost about 30 members over a 2-3 month period. I came to the conclusion that this could have been avoided had we kicked her when I said to, and thus wanted no part in rebuilding the clan. I left soon after and took a group of friends with me. It was a petty decision made purely out of spite, but I had hit my breaking point. Rejuvenation (June 2010 - September 2010) [PK Leader] - I naturally wound up in RJ after Exo since there were a lot of ex-Exodus members already there. Clan was pretty fun and I enjoyed the fights, but outside of like 10 of us on TS playing AOE2 or Battlescape (RSPS), the community was pretty lackluster. Flako and Tomisme decided to retire after the summer so we agreed to close and move on. Some of the officials disagreed with that and wanted to keep the clan open, but 40 or so members left upon doing so, myself included. I think it ended up closing about a month later. Divine Forces (September 2010 - November 2010) [FA] - Joined DF after leaving RJ since I had a few friends in the clan who were eager to bring me in. I was initially met with some criticism due to being ex-RJ (I was suspected of being a spy since most ex-RJ went to EoS) but after being accepted I felt pretty welcomed. DF was quite fun as the events were really good and the community was very lively. However, just before posting my member application, Dark Invoker approached me and had a long talk with me about returning to Exodus. He gave me a bunch of false promises about him unretiring and helping bring the clan back to the good days, before all the drama etc. I don't know why I gave in, but I did and withdrew from DF to return to Exodus. Exodus (November 2010 - November 2011) [Warlord, Officer] - Came back to Exo hoping to rebuild the clan into what it was. I learned in about 1 week that wasn't happening. In the 5 months I was gone, the clan had completely changed - from the ranks, to the members, and even the clan identity. The only thing that did stay consistent was the drama. There was always drama about something. A mass leave here, a mass recruit there, you name it. I was pretty mentally checked out for the majority of my time in this iteration and I was spending most of my time attending DF events as a clan friend and playing other games with the 5-6 people in Exo I actually talked to. Finally one last scandal went down (I don't even remember what this one was about) and we closed the clan after fighting the likes of "Legendz" or something (dw, we won). Divine Forces (November 2011 - Present) [Warlord, Council] - The obvious clan for me to join after Exo was returning to DF. I enjoyed my stay last time and I had spent a long time hanging around the clan as a clan friend that it felt like I had already been in the clan for some time. Moved up through the clan pretty quick after joining. Wound up as Warlord after about 3-4 months in the clan and remained as such for the next 5-6 years or so. I ended up going MIA and retiring from RS/DF for about 6 months in 2016/2017. Returned to RS/DF and moved my way back up the ranks, but this time to Council as we had removed the Warlord rank by then (no one could replace me etc.. haha) and have remained Council since then. Outside of clans, I've been apart of a lot of teams over the years. Shit like Descent, Genocide, Silent Ember, Poker's Boys, Brutal Forces, Frozen Fury, PK Team X, Team Nigeria, Killjoy, Elite Dynasty, Execution, Defy, Adrenaline, etc. The only team I ever put any actual effort into would be Flip Flops. I joined the team sometime in 2009? I believe, back when it was just a W141 "playoff" team that had events at like 6AM EST. I had gotten invited to it from some friends and attended the events whenever I was awake during said times. FF eventually turned into a proper team with forums, IRC, teamspeak, etc. I wound up as a Warlord and helped the team grow and even get into wilderness fights. After some time, I eventually made my way up to leader when Fizzlefire pretty much nope'd out and handed the team over to me, Pete, Bazz, etc. We ended up closing in 2012. I reopened the team in 2014? I think it was, when the Legacy warring scene on RS3 was making some noise. We did pretty well but the scene was quickly withering out so we finished up our business and headed over to OSRS where the F2P CWA scene was gaining some traction. FF pretty much exploded in growth and popularity on OSRS. It got to a point where we hadn't lost a set of rounds for 27 straight fights (thanks for going to Vietnam and ruining said streak @David). It was also ironically the only team that had a No RoT policy during a time when RoT was regarded as having the "best quality" (good joke). The F2P CWA scene started dying out in 2016 and a lot of teams closed. We held out for as long as we could, but the few remaining teams/clans all pulled like low 20s and they all refused to do no overhead fights. With that in mind, I made the decision to close the team once again after a near 2 year run. FF was easily the best F2P CWA team that has graced OSRS and I refuse to hear anyone refute it. Ask me some random shit

I don't know if you remember this, but we (Exodus) used to do a few joint events with you in white portal doing said tank practices together. Probably some time in 2009. At said events, I ended up poaching one of your members (Slaughter370) and we're still good friends to this day, 12 years later. I just wanted to come and apologize for this crime.

I was in a Warframe clan for awhile, but mostly just for the perks that being in a clan on that game provided you (similar to the citadel on RS3). Never took part in much social activity aside from talking a few times on Discord. Messed about in some guilds on a few MMOs, but never put in any actual effort/time to fully explore them. Nothing really compares to the kind of intimacy (community wise) that you find in RS clans (PvP ones especially).

Are you sure you're straight tho

Beating DI in the most prestigious tournament OSRS has ever had (some random twitch streamer who had 24 viewers hosting a 50m f2p 20v20 tournament)

VR will not be happy about this.

Stop bullying VR into being hypocrites please @Vanuckle

Same one. We let him rejoin out of pity and after his only friend (2k8) left, he pretty much went insane and ended up spying on us too for the very people who tried to ruin his life. Which reiterates my statement about him being insane. Edit: I should note that the only thing done to him from us was his removal and a few meme (non-dox) images made. That's how a proper clan handles catching a spy.

He was actually already in RoT and doing well when he decided to do that. I say "he decided" because it wasn't our idea and nor did we even know about it until afterwards. The guy was off the rails from the start. It was my theory that at times he forgot he was spying and was slowly starting to fall for their cult-like behavior. He spied on RoT solely because they crashed one of his Zybez events. And then threw away his Zybez status for them. What a guy. Still, none of it warranted what they did to him.

Pack it up, Bolton Squad is gone AGAIN.

P2P Multi Wilderness Matched #s 1. Divine Forces / Revenant 2. ^ 3. Wild Might 4. Ancient Fury 5. Reign of Terror 6. Vitality 7. Violent Resolution 8. Divine Kings 9. Sovereign *If a clan is missing in this list it's because I haven't personally experienced fighting them enough (within the past few months) in P2P multi to judge them. P2P Multi CWA 1. Divine Forces 2. Wild Might 3. No one else will try something new

Can you guys stop getting trolled by Ammastus and find @Bolton Squad for me ffs

Missing @Bolton Squad right now

You sure? 😛

You're right, it is. Which is why it felt good clearing you when you had to call a Lith clan to fight DF 2v1. I never said you skipped events, just that you leave all of them early. You definitely weren't at the 8 hour fight for very long (not a big deal, most of VR left after a few hours of getting embarrassed by a 2pm timeslot clan). Also, that video has one clip of DF (hence my previous post). Do you want to see how the rest of the fight went? I can show you if you want. Because unlike VR, we have a video for all of our fights vs VR. "I'm talking directly at you DF". Only when you're allowed to though. You said in clear words that you wouldn't leave DF discord, and what did you do? You left. Your word means nothing now. Also, you wouldn't know this since you're pretty new to VR, but you actually do want to be us. Which is why Mike Cera asked us for a merge less than a year ago. "VR will go community and we'll switch to DF as a PvP force". Edit: Respond to me at a normal time, not at 3AM when I'm sleeping. Appreciate it bud

@Bolton Squad has officially left the topic. Someone @ me on Discord if he ever comes back (if Sparze allows him to anyway).

Not an apt image @true, Bruce would never threaten to beat up a 5ft girl online who flamed him and his clan.

VR has quite literally never cleared DF in a 1v1 in years. Your clan is forced to lie and beg other clans for help. Whether it be Egyptians, Lithuanians, or even AF. Evizu even declined my CWA offer to settle this in a clean, "quality" fight. VR are full of members who have abandoned the clan on multiple occasions. DF, nor any other clan need to worry about VR whatsoever. There's a reason why VR have posted ZERO fight videos vs DF minus a 30 sec barrage clip. You can't close any clan when you leave every VR event early lmao. VR will always be a shit stain of a clan and there's nothing you can do about it. You got ended at 5am GMT by a 2pm timeslot clan. Go bury your head in the sand and think of a good reply. It's only a matter of time before Sparze bans you from posting on here too.