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Because god said “these mere mortals need to partyeth like I” so he went to work to create a beautiful chemical. In his first attempt the effects lasted forever! He decided this was too hardcore so he made the effect last short with serious repercussions. God said “ i want people to feel high like if theyre in heaven, but when they come down they need to feel like it’s hell. 
 

then ofc the drug trade happened and god didnt see that shit popping off so he blamed it on science. GG

 

book of cocainisms 6:9

”leteth thy cocaine be thy divine bliss towards heavenly gates”

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2 minutes ago, Melo C said:

Because god said “these mere mortals need to partyeth like I” so he we to work to create a beautiful chemical. In his first attempt the effects lasted forever! He decided this was too hardcore so he made the effect last short with serious repercussions. God said “ i want people to feel high like if theyre in heaven, but when they come down they need to feel like it’s hell. 
 

then ofc the drug trade happened and god didnt see that shit popping off so he blamed it on science. GG

 

book of cocainisms 6:9

”leteth thy cocaine be thy divine bliss towards heavenly gates”

now thats fucking science.  ty for the free lesson professor ?

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4 minutes ago, Melo C said:

Because god said “these mere mortals need to partyeth like I” so he we to work to create a beautiful chemical. In his first attempt the effects lasted forever! He decided this was too hardcore so he made the effect last short with serious repercussions. God said “ i want people to feel high like if theyre in heaven, but when they come down they need to feel like it’s hell. 
 

then ofc the drug trade happened and god didnt see that shit popping off so he blamed it on science. GG

 

book of cocainisms 6:9

”leteth thy cocaine be thy divine bliss towards heavenly gates”

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