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Frankventura

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  1. Thank you for the fun and joy of warring last night AF
  2. Thanks for the fite rev, but we had the bracelet of ethereum equiped
  3. All the chosen ones could read a part of it ahahaha
  4. Have you ever had vacations in Portugal? Where do you expect to be, 5 years from now? (Ofc, runescape is included)
  5. True2k8 once had a little lamb, Ned strangled Tika. Tika's big nose blocked out the 5G vaccine frequencies and sent signals telling Kwon to build a cage for Caro to give birth secretly to baby Winston, who shat frequently, often times explosively. Firehands consumed it, savoring every bite. Suddenly from across the Atlantic Ocean, Jebrim square danced. This dance activated Ned's power of time travel. With Vene's ninth leg, True's blessing, and Caro's favorite paint, Ned had everything he needed to in order to successfully 'Ned' Tika. Tika, now Ned'd, embraced the BlacKnights. Vanzant started to tell a story about True simping all the females of Gielinor's brothels. IMK chimed in talking about dead British people and how they are related to Bles. Sheli sighed loudly, "the cream cheese tastes like goats and dirty vaginas!" She screamed and spit in his pantaloons, causing an uncontrollable farting moment. Such raw power - never before seen since before 1999 - caused an earthquake that ruptured the spacetime continuum. Ned will kill Tika unless Dreambasher does -- but neither can. My neighbour Encore decides to instead eat Mike Cera, converting his energy into a full nuclear power plant. Anal probes extend deep into Virgo's badussy, shouting "HOOOOOOYAHHHHH", and causing him the best orgasm since True's blowjob. A mighty blowjob, which can only be summarized as 'Vanuckle's double knuckled scrotum milking technique'! A skill learned through two decades worth of extremely vigorous pain and dedication. However, the real skill would not be getting the cumshot stuck inside the left nostril or the right eye. It would be the delicate aim that would return the large cumshot to it's rightful place in history. Tika's massive schnozz once knocked over the Eiffel tower. Kwon started to massage Caro's feet, and salivated heavily over her bunions. She caught him taking selfies with Winston's family, and slapped him with a large hotdog, and then decided to tease him with her fuzzy socks; a perfect distraction. Twisting his nipples counter clockwise to increase the stimulation, Caro laughed maniacally with a sinister look on her second head as she reached behind, grabbing a baddass flaming nipple clamp. Thinking of how pleasurable and intoxicated Kwon will feel after intense sessions, she crushed his pet, Pete Noob. They mourned Pete but suddenly his ghost appeared singing Bye Bye Bye while wearing an authentic Mexican Sombrero. Suddenly Dickus appeared with 4 rainbow maracas, singing gaily above Trumps great wall before plummeting off like humpty dumpy! His insides spilled into a shoe which became his favourite drinking device. This device held a piece of Ned's glowy Giga-Brain enlargement serum that enables time travel. He chugged it and thought of the days when he was a small worm digging up the bones of his past. Apple bottom jeans, boots with the untrimmed slayer cape, the whole club looking at him! He then strangled himself while looking in the mirror he noticed something wrong with his facial color. He yanked his beard which turned out to be fake. Flabbergasted he shit out multiple children all with tika's long wooden nose. They sniffed the juices pouring out which transformed them into the great purple octopus of Gielinor. This sexual creation had the ability to create small marching dicks. These dicks weren't any human color but trained in the ancient art of sexual asphyxiation. An eagle cried in need of a freedom jelly that also smelled like large purple platypus from outta nowhere
  6. Waiting long enough to post again in this topic
  7. Hello to the Leader of BK 10 years ago and by 2031
  8. I remember your last AMA and the reason is that you are a legend of clanning and one doesnt know about clans if they dont know about you. Now to the questions: Did you listen to Bullet for my Valentine before Devil Dante's pk videos? What are your favorite artists? Would you accept to participate in a podcast with me? I have more questions but these will be enough for now
  9. Will stick with Old School resolution but its a welcoming update
  10. Whats the secret of a successful recruitment?
  11. Idk if it was asked before, but favorite war against RoT as a CR/DF member?
  12. Good to know it was inspiring for others to try out their best. What a nice effort, completing Hydra is not an easy job!
  13. Obrigado pela nova skin @MrLolzé nóis qui voa bruxaum
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