Funny Clan Stories

[Venenatis 849]

I just started trying to build up Vanguards PvP unit, and I setup our first PKRI against New Blood. (Des Troyer's junior clan) Long story short, my caller flaked last minute and no one else would dare pick up a mic. Unfortunately everyone in Vanguard was an introvert. Around this time I met True and told him the situation I was in. I knew that if we failed, probably no one in Vanguard would ever give PvP another shot.

True rocks up on ts with the name [Chainsaw35] as well as an alt which he had sniped the rsn on too. He started calling the battle and we smoked em. At this time, no one in Vanguard was part of the "PvP scene" so they had no clue know who he was. For weeks they were literally gossiping about how this bad-ass named "Chainsaw," randomly came from nowhere and saved the day.

Next day I got a pm from some guy on Zybez asking how and why Chainsaw was in Vanguard.

@True 2k8

[≈david 804]

2 hours ago, Matrix 4312 said:

Is that fucker still around? Jesus christ he was the worst 

he's looking for u

[≈david 804]

39 minutes ago, Venenatis said:

I just started trying to build up Vanguards PvP unit, and I setup our first PKRI against New Blood. (Des Troyer's junior clan) Long story short, my caller flaked last minute and no one else would dare pick up a mic. Unfortunately everyone in Vanguard was an introvert. Around this time I met True and told him the situation I was in. I knew that if we failed, probably no one in Vanguard would ever give PvP another shot.

True rocks up on ts with the name [Chainsaw35] as well as an alt which he had sniped the rsn on too. He started calling the battle and we smoked em. At this time, no one in Vanguard was part of the "PvP scene" so they had no clue know who he was. For weeks they were literally gossiping about how this bad-ass named "Chainsaw," randomly came from nowhere and saved the day.

Next day I got a pm from some guy on Zybez asking how and why Chainsaw was in Vanguard.

@True 2k8

 

Jesus christ LMAO

[Jackson 121]

some kid named jay in envy talked to convs mom on ts and said  he was a struggling youth so convs mom offered to take him on a ski trip. she seemed like a nice lady @conv

[Tika191 1,099]

7 hours ago, Venenatis said:

I just started trying to build up Vanguards PvP unit, and I setup our first PKRI against New Blood. (Des Troyer's junior clan) Long story short, my caller flaked last minute and no one else would dare pick up a mic. Unfortunately everyone in Vanguard was an introvert. Around this time I met True and told him the situation I was in. I knew that if we failed, probably no one in Vanguard would ever give PvP another shot.

True rocks up on ts with the name [Chainsaw35] as well as an alt which he had sniped the rsn on too. He started calling the battle and we smoked em. At this time, no one in Vanguard was part of the "PvP scene" so they had no clue know who he was. For weeks they were literally gossiping about how this bad-ass named "Chainsaw," randomly came from nowhere and saved the day.

Next day I got a pm from some guy on Zybez asking how and why Chainsaw was in Vanguard.

@True 2k8

as someone who had the real chainsaw in their clan, LOOOOOOOOL

[RagingPanda 339]

When TT was starved of fights in F2P, we decided to ask DI for a P2P. TT had no experience in P2P fights whatsoever and we got deleted in 5 minutes. We didn't even get Ghjjf's Party hat. 

Edited August 13, 2020 by RagingPanda

[Pietru 1,230]

I remember someone telling me that he had a spy in my team.... real funny times I tell you

[BV1 20]

Early on in Exodus, before we hit our peak, Funkymunky11 and Josh 221 were our main 2 callers. After a bit of a slump, Josh 221 became discouraged and revealed to Funkymunk11 and I that he was feeling discouraged and was considering leaving in hopes of a change of pace, and he revealed that he was considering EoS. In hopes of keeping his best friend in the clan and away from EoS, Lucas decided the only options was to hack Josh 221 for the entirety of his bank. His mindset was, Josh can't join EoS if he doesn't have sets, he'll have to stay in Exodus.

However, the reality of it was, Josh went from being discouraged to absolutely hating Exodus and RS. Lucas somehow failed to realize that it would be obvious that a member within the clan had taken Josh for his bank. Josh was never going to get hacked, assume it wasn't someone in the clan, and then happily continue on with Exodus. Josh became cold and distant towards all of us, as he should have. Now Lucas was in an even worse spot, he lost his friend despite his best (lol) efforts. As a last ditch effort to maintain that friendship, he approached Josh 221, told him I was responsible for all the hacking, and that he had nothing to do with it, and Lucas and Josh remained friends for a long time because of it. Idk if Josh even knows the actual truth.

Final kicker to it all is there wasn't even free trade yet. Lucas just dropped his best friend's bank on the floor.

[@True 2k8 3,217]

1 minute ago, BV1 said:

Early on in Exodus, before we hit our peak, Funkymunky11 and Josh 221 were our main 2 callers. After a bit of a slump, Josh 221 became discouraged and revealed to Funkymunk11 and I that he was feeling discouraged and was considering leaving in hopes of a change of pace, and he revealed that he was considering EoS. In hopes of keeping his best friend in the clan and away from EoS, Lucas decided the only options was to hack Josh 221 for the entirety of his bank. His mindset was, Josh can't join EoS if he doesn't have sets, he'll have to stay in Exodus.

However, the reality of it was, Josh went from being discouraged to absolutely hating Exodus and RS. Lucas somehow failed to realize that it would be obvious that a member within the clan had taken Josh for his bank. Josh was never going to get hacked, assume it wasn't someone in the clan, and then happily continue on with Exodus. Josh became cold and distant towards all of us, as he should have. Now Lucas was in an even worse spot, he lost his friend despite his best (lol) efforts. As a last ditch effort to maintain that friendship, he approached Josh 221, told him I was responsible for all the hacking, and that he had nothing to do with it, and Lucas and Josh remained friends for a long time because of it. Idk if Josh even knows the actual truth.

Final kicker to it all is there wasn't even free trade yet. Lucas just dropped his best friend's bank on the floor.

@Josh 221

[Josh 221 11]

4 minutes ago, BV1 said:

Early on in Exodus, before we hit our peak, Funkymunky11 and Josh 221 were our main 2 callers. After a bit of a slump, Josh 221 became discouraged and revealed to Funkymunk11 and I that he was feeling discouraged and was considering leaving in hopes of a change of pace, and he revealed that he was considering EoS. In hopes of keeping his best friend in the clan and away from EoS, Lucas decided the only options was to hack Josh 221 for the entirety of his bank. His mindset was, Josh can't join EoS if he doesn't have sets, he'll have to stay in Exodus.

However, the reality of it was, Josh went from being discouraged to absolutely hating Exodus and RS. Lucas somehow failed to realize that it would be obvious that a member within the clan had taken Josh for his bank. Josh was never going to get hacked, assume it wasn't someone in the clan, and then happily continue on with Exodus. Josh became cold and distant towards all of us, as he should have. Now Lucas was in an even worse spot, he lost his friend despite his best (lol) efforts. As a last ditch effort to maintain that friendship, he approached Josh 221, told him I was responsible for all the hacking, and that he had nothing to do with it, and Lucas and Josh remained friends for a long time because of it. Idk if Josh even knows the actual truth.

Final kicker to it all is there wasn't even free trade yet. Lucas just dropped his best friend's bank on the floor.

You did tell me! I think he actually died with all my shit because I killed Nolan (pker eric13) multiple times due to there being a death mechanic at the time, where if you died with x amount of wealth you would get back x amount when you killed someone with 75k+ risk.

Pretty sure I profited from being hacked:D

[BV1 20]

1 minute ago, Josh 221 said:

You did tell me! I think he actually died with all my shit because I killed Nolan (pker eric13) multiple times due to there being a death mechanic at the time, where if you died with x amount of wealth you would get back x amount when you killed someone with 75k+ risk.

Pretty sure I profited from being hacked:D

I do remember there being something about you bouncing back better than before, but that entire period is so hard to recall at this point.

Glad Nolan helped you come out on top (He's about to have twins btw)

[Dr Destiny 418]

On 8/7/2020 at 9:03 PM, conv said:

also in downfall i spoiled (albeit it was a couple months after the episode aired) that jon snow died at the end of whatever season of game of thrones on teamspeak and some guy quit the clan over it and i had to run out to like level 40 wilderness to some camp where he was fishing in game and apologize to him and ask him to rejoin the clan, which he did thankfully

 

 

That was Rek wasn't it.. lol

[Strife 3]

When I was in NBK, VR arranged a 3 round CWA fight with us after cancelling a week prep vs RSD(I think). We went on to beat them 3-0 with most us wearing chefs hats and queens guard and shit and one member even hiding behind the jail in classic

[Hat 126]

When I was in CR during PK trips and David (True) was leading me and the COD unit (Jmo5, Skittle, Dawson, Marquis, and N Forest) would play MW2 search and destroy  and we also did this during fights as well

[Dickus 778]

Sometime in early 2012, around March maybe, TT was in a slump (lots of reasons, but I think there was a crash war going on that seriously limited our options of who to fight). We had some sort of prepped PKRI with like Silent Ember or someone like that. Anyways, we get ready to mass and around time to head up to the fight, we had an absolutely horrific pull. I think we might have had 40 people ready to go. At this point, Bishinmo moves into the Officials channel on TS and pulls Plav and I into the channel.

”Okay guise so listen up. We gotta cancel this fight.”

Neither of us really offered up much in the way of resistance, as it was an embarrassing pull and we would’ve spent the whole fight on our heels. But he continued on.

”I think it’s time we close the clan.”

Before Plav and I could really process what Bish was saying, he added, “I want to close The Titans and open a new clan as... Titans.”

I wish I could have seen the look on Plav’s face at this point. What a ridiculous suggestion. Closing the clan and reopening as a “new” clan with just the name changed? How was that going to fix anything?

”We’re gonna start new, cut the dead weight and rebuild from the midsize scene up.” 
 

It definitely made sense to make major changes and cut the dead weight, but the midsize scene was dwindling and mired in crash wars. At this point I just kind of threw my hands up and went along with it. I felt like there wasn’t much I could do to change Bish’s mind.

 

Shortly after (maybe that evening, maybe the next day, not quite sure), Bish posts an announcement on the forums regarding his plans for the clan. At this point pretty much everyone and their grandmother comes back from the dead and tells him not to close TT and that we can continue on. After some heated discussions on the forums and in TS, Bish decided that the major change he would make would be.... quitting the clan and joining our ally, Collision. 
 

TT did end up getting a massive boost in activity following this and some archaic policies were changed once Brad Xavier/Jaacco/Plav took over as the new leadership group, but the clan was never quite the same afterwards and nobody dared reopen later on in OSRS without Bish at the helm.

 

tl;dr Bish wanted to close The Titans and open “Titans” and got booed out of the clan